December 12, 2012 Biebz Nuts! Convicted Killer Caught Making Plans To Murk And Castrate Justin Bieber… With Pruning Shears!
November 14, 2012 New Footage Released Of Joe Camel’s Brooklyn Barclays Center “Can I Live” & “Dead Presidents” Performance [Video]
December 16, 2012 Newtown Tragedy: Crazy Connecticut Shooter Adam Lanza Shot His Mother In The Face With Her Own Gun After She Taught Him How To Use Rifles
November 5, 2012 Sickos: Ex-Con (Who Is A Pastor) Admits To Killing Neighbor Because He Wanted To Have Sex With Her Dead Body
September 6, 2012 Elsewhere In The World: 4-Year-Old Girl Found After Hiding Under Dead Bodies For 8 Hours
December 16, 2012 This Gun Violence Needs To Stop!!! 50 Shots Fired At Outside Of Orange County California Mall Causing Panic
November 12, 2012 Pay Yo Bills: Uncle Sam Puts A Tax Lien On Swizz “Dead Beatz” For More Than $2.6 Million!
December 21, 2012 GOP Ain’t Isht: House Republicans Vote To Throw 300,000 Children Off Of Food Stamps, Cuts Taxes For Millionaires
January 21, 2013 Blissful Matrimony-dom: Obama Sworn Into Office For 2nd Time With Bangin’ Wife By His Side,Tells Gala-Goers “I Love Michelle… I Love Her Bangs!”