July 30, 2012 In White Folks News: Robert Pattinson Was Weeks Away From Proposing To That Dirty Cheating Twilight Twat Kristen Stewart
August 17, 2012 Shook Ones: Shady Azz Kristen “Caught Creepin” Stewart Scurred To Show Face At VMA’s With Robert Pattinson!
August 3, 2012 In White Folks News: Kristen Stewart Banned From Attending Upcoming Robert Pattinson Film Premiere Since Her Scandalous Slorebag Ways Broke His Heart!
September 3, 2012 It Gets Worse: Robert Pattinson To Skip All ‘Twilight’ Promo Appearances? Doesn’t Want To Be Seen With Kristen Stewart
August 13, 2012 In Scorned White Folks News: Robert Pattinson Set To Give First Interview Since His Dirty-Dog Dame Was Caught Creepin’; Kristen Stewart Worried That He’ll Put Her On Blast!
August 31, 2012 Daaayum: ‘Twilight’ Execs Threaten To Axe Kristen Stewart From Promo Tours If She Doesn’t Get It Together!
July 25, 2012 In White Folks News: Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Caught Creepin With Married ‘Snow White’ Film Director
August 10, 2012 Immortal Beloved: ‘Twilight’ Star Robert Pattinson Leaning Toward Taking Back Trampire K-Stew!
August 4, 2012 In Hilarious White Folks News: Will Ferrell Cries And Calls “Kissin” Kristen Stewart A “Trampire” On Conan O’Brien Show [Video]