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You Can’t Be Serious: British Airways Mistakenly Tells Passengers Their Plane Is About to Crash… TWICE!

Posted on January 18th, 2012 - By Bossip Staff

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You Can’t Be Serious: British Airways Mistakenly Tells Passengers Their Plane Is About to Crash... TWICE!

Passengers on a British Airway flight from Miami to Heathrow got the scare of their lives, not once but twice… Continue »

You Can’t Be Serious!!! Cops Believe Inmate Hid 10-Inch Choppa Up His You Know What…

You Can't Be Serious: Cops Believe Inmate Hid 10-Inch Choppa In His You Know What...

Something about this story just doesn’t smell right…

A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail.

Michael Leon Ward, a 22-year-old Georgia resident, was arrested Monday after a trooper spotted him speeding. Ward, who resisted arrest, was subdued with the help of a stun gun. A subsequent search of his vehicle resulted in additional charges for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

But it was only after Ward–who is a fugitive on a murder warrant out of Atlanta–entered the Onslow County jail that sheriff’s investigators discovered what else he possessed.

According to cops, Ward, pictured at right, summoned jailers to his cell, claiming that someone was trying to kill him, and that he discovered a gun inside his cell. The weapon was found in the toilet, where Ward claimed he tossed it after finding it in his bunk

Sheriff’s investigators say they are investigating how Ward got the weapon into the jail, since he had been “strip searched prior to being booked into a cell block.” The inmate, a press release notes, was taken today to a local hospital “for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward’s rectum where it is believed Ward may have concealed” the revolver.

So he snuck it in the “back door”? It must have been a Browning. We bet he’s a crappy shot anyway. These jokes just write themselves SMH

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You Can’t Be Serious…. The Campaign to Make Barbie Bald

You Can't Be Serious.... The Campaign to Make Barbie Bald

Remember when your bad a** brother used to get your Barbie doll and cut off all its hair?? Continue »

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Cheat ‘Em! Runner Hops On Bus During Marathon

People run marathons for different reasons. Some do it to get in shape, some consider it a bucket list item, and some do it because running 25 plus miles is a glorious achievement. For the most part, people run marathons for honorable reasons.

Well, everyone but British runner Rob Sloan.

The reports say the lazy runner was spotted by a number of people catching a free ride at about the 20-mile mark of the Kielder Marathon on Sunday before the finish, hiding behind a tree only to rejoin the race at the end to accept a third place finish. Organizers disqualified Sloan Friday after he placed third in the race but admitted to actually failing to complete the entire race. You can’t be serious.

What was he thinking? He thought he was slick too! The moral of the story is to take a cab next time you want to cheat in a marathon children SMH