September 12, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Malia And Sasha Obama’s Shady Private School Involved In Sex And Drug Scandal!
June 28, 2012 That Ooh, Weee!: Miami Zombie Cannibal “No Bath Salts Found In System” Only Chronic [Video]
July 12, 2012 Uncle Sam Don’t Play: Ex-Roc-A-Fella Rapper Beanie Sigel Sentenced To 2-Years In Prison For What Else? Failing To Pay His Taxes
June 26, 2012 Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Texas Man High As A Kite On Synthetic Wacky Tobacky Eats The Family Dog Alive
July 5, 2012 Jesus Take The Steel: Florida Man Attacks Pregnant Woman With 4-Foot Sword And Mushes Another Lady With Peanut Butter Sandwich!
July 9, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Rih-Rih’s Poppa Thinks She Should Give Chris Breezy Brown Another Chance At Love, Says They Are A “Perfect Couple”
June 8, 2012 Chris Rock Commets On Bath Salts And Mormanism’s Racial History On Fallon’s Late Night Show
June 5, 2012 Another Day, Another Cannibal Attack: Miami Man High Off Bath Salts And Four Loko, Growls And Tries To Bite Police Officer’s Hand Off
June 23, 2012 Florida Crazies: Junkie Ex-Middle School Principal Arrested For Stabbing, Beating, Killing And Driving Over 11 People!
June 12, 2012 What The Hell??? Los Angeles Police Are Investigating A Suspected Pair Of Lungs Found On A City Sidewalk