February 7, 2018 GTFOHWTBS! Bish-a$$ Trump Wants To Spend Millions To Hold D**k-Measuring Military Parade
February 3, 2018 GTFOHWTBS: Alleged Sexual Assaulter Adam Venit Says Grabbing Terry Cews’ Junk Wasn’t Sexual
January 25, 2018 GTFOHWTBS: Dutch Police To Confiscate Clothes And Jewelry From Those Who Look Too Poor To Own It
January 6, 2018 GTFOHWTBS: Trump Congratulates Himself For Getting “His African-Americans” Jobs, Brags About Mental Stability
October 14, 2017 GTFOHWTBS: Gelatinous Degenerate Harvey Weinstein Claims Oprah Will Publicly Support Him
September 9, 2016 Why Are People Stupid AF? Texas Mattress Company Takes Heat Over Offensive 9/11 “Twin Tower” Commercial [Video]
November 18, 2016 GTFOHWTBS: Kanye West Rightfully Booed For Saying He Would Have Voted For Donald Trump
September 30, 2016 GTFOHWTBS: Cop Who Murdered Terrence Crutcher Pleads Not Guilty, Claims She Was Deaf When She Pulled Trigger
August 23, 2016 Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Abusive Boyfriend Who Murdered 6 And Kidnapped Girlfriend Blames Crystal Meth Binge
June 20, 2015 GTFOHWTBS: Presidential Wannabe GOP Goon Rick Perry Calls Charleston Church Shooting “An Accident”
March 5, 2015 You Can’t Be Serious: New Jersey Man Burns Head Praying Over Fajita Plate, Sues Applebee’s
January 23, 2015 GTFOHWTBS: Perpetual Pinhead Bill O’Reilly Says, Ferguson Protesters, Al Sharpton, And Darren Wilson Haters Should Be “Ashamed” [Video]