September 14, 2022 In White Folks News: Brett Favre Reportedly Sneakily Siphoned Off $5 Million In Welfare Funds For Volleyball Stadium At Daughter’s School
April 7, 2022 History, Your Honor: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson Officially Confirmed To Become First Black Woman On The Supreme Court
July 11, 2023 Rampantly Ridiculous Rachel Dole-Santos Compares Himself To Rosa Parks, Several Seats Swiftly Needed
March 24, 2024 Jigga What?! Rep. David Trone Claims Slur Switcheroo During Budget Hearing Was ‘Accidental’
September 15, 2022 Human Trafficking For Clout: Ron DeSantis Callously Claims Credit For Spending $12 Million To Ship 50 Migrant People To Martha’s Vineyard
August 25, 2021 Ashy In-Fighting: Kimberly Klacik Sues Candace Owens For $20 Million Over Claims That She’s A Money-Laundering Strip Club Madame
July 12, 2022 Hell You Talmbout?! Senate Candidate Herschel Walker Rants Incoherently About Climate Change Legislation And “China’s Bad Air”
March 30, 2022 He Hates Us: Failed Washington Politician Loren Culp Calls For Lynching Of Black Suspect And Shooting Of Judge
April 24, 2023 Relationship Turned Sour: CNN Fires Don Lemon After 17 Years At The Network, Anchor Releases Stunned Statement
April 15, 2022 Lock Him Up: Meth-Injecting Murderer Ed Buck Sentenced 30 Years For Killing, Drugging, And Forcing Men Into Sex
January 6, 2022 Soup Cookie Insurrection Day: Biden To Give Speech Blaming Trump For Capitol Riots, Feds Say 9600 Threats Against Politicians Already In 2022
March 4, 2022 Stupid? Dumb? Both? Senator Lindsey Graham Catches Hell For Tweeting Assassination Wishes On Russia’s Vladimir Putin