May 7, 2012 ChitChatter: 50 Cent And Floyd Mayweather’s Baby Mamas Spill The Beans On Abuse, Other Women And Their Exes’ Bromance!!!
February 16, 2012 Hi Youse Haters: New Joisey Residents Are Angry That Gov. Chris Christie Will Fly Flags At Half-Mast For Whitney Houston’s Funeral
December 12, 2011 Poor Disgraced Old Guy: Joe Paterno Hospitalized After Breaking Pelvis, Doctors Concerned About Cancer Treatment
December 17, 2011 The Sandusky Files: Panel Finds Dutch Catholic Church Sexually Abused As Many As 20,000 Children
January 30, 2012 Get Your Lives Together: Children’s Services Wants Halle Berry And Baby Daddy Gabriel “K-Fraudy” Aubry To Take Parenting Classes Together
June 16, 2011 This Broad Truly Ain’t Sh*t! Tennessee Woman Accused Of Raping And Killing Boyfriend’s 17-Month-Old Daughter
February 11, 2012 Ya Done Fawked Up Now! Judge Rules Halle Berry’s Baby Daddy “Catch Fade” Gabe’s Visits With Nahla Must Be Supervised
January 20, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Army Reports That U.S. Soliders Are Committing More Violent Sex Crimes Than Ever!
November 23, 2011 Police Have Opened Two New Cases Against Penn State Perv Jerry Sandusky Involving Victims Who Are Still Minors
December 9, 2011 Girl, You A Damn Fool: Jerry “Skanky Scuzzbucket” Sandusky’s Wife Is Convinced That Her Husband Is Totally Innocent…
December 7, 2011 Perverts: Jerry “Skanky Scuzzbucket” Sandusky Arrested Once Again For New Sex Abuse Charges