November 25, 2011 A Lil Positivity: Organs From North Carolina Fatal Attraction Murder/Suicide Victims Save 12 Lives
November 9, 2011 BREAKING NEWS: Iconic Penn State Coach Joe “Joe Pa” Paterno Will Retire At The End Of The Season
November 9, 2011 Must Be Nice: Kanye West Invites The Entire Staff Of The Mercer Hotel To “Watch The Throne”
November 10, 2011 Watch The Throne: Military Museum Rejects Offer To Receive Saddam Hussein’s Prison Toilet!!
November 20, 2011 Jesus Take The Wheel: Woman Killed By U-Haul Truck Full Of Beer Kegs While Tailgating At Yale-Harvard Game
December 19, 2011 This Is The Face Of One Sick Muhfugga: Details On Man Who Burned Woman Alive And Torched Her To Death On NYC Elevator
November 11, 2011 Diva Behavior Put On Blast: Nicki Minaj Goes Ape Isht On Celebrity Facialist…”Look What You Did To My Damn Face!”
November 10, 2011 Obama’s “Little Brother/ Personal Assistant/ Body Man” Reggie Love Is Chunking Him The Deuces