July 27, 2012 Get Them Salts Off The Street!: DEA Seize $36 Million And Arrest 19 91 In Nationwide Bath Salt Sting! [Video]
July 17, 2012 Keepin’ It 100: Michael Vick Says He Was “Better At Reading Dogs, Than Reading Defenses” In New Autobiography “Finally Free”
June 1, 2012 Facebook Mania: Retailers Using Special Hangers To Show How Many People “Like” Their Merchandise
June 29, 2012 Sucks To Be You: Everytime Indian Man Watches Freaky Triple-X Flicks He Claims He Gets A Huge Swelling…HEADACHE! (The Head On His Neck)
July 25, 2012 Too Late: Batman Movie Massacre Killer Mailed His Plans To University Psychiatrist Before Shooting Up Theater… But They Weren’t Received Until Monday!!!
April 26, 2012 Bill O’Reilly: “It Doesn’t Matter Who The GOP Candidate Is, They Despise Barack Obama So Much That They’re Just Gonna Vote Against Him”
May 26, 2012 Kush Chronic-les: Country Singer Willie Nelson Says He Sparked A Doobie On The Roof Of The White House While Staying With President Jimmy Carter!
May 30, 2012 Black Friday: One Of Maybach O’s Crony Homies Arrested For The Death Of An Irish Woman In Tokyo After A Nicki Minaj Concert!
May 25, 2012 The Civil Rights Issue Of Our Era? Mitt “Moneybags” Romney Struggles With Black Leaders In West Philadelphia On The Topic Of Education
April 26, 2012 Party In The USA: America’s Young Die At Higher Rates Than Any Other High Income Country
May 18, 2012 Hi Hater! GOP Plans Attack Ads Aganist Barack Obama Calling Him A “Metrosexual, Black Abe Lincoln”