All Articles Tagged "Arrests"

Pure fawking Comedy: Mugshot Hall Of Fame, Part 3 [PICS]

mugshots, crazy mugshots
Every now and then one may have a run-in with the law. When this occurs it is of utmost importance that you have your ISHT together so you don’t end up looking like these folks.

These mugshots are sure to bring joy and laughter to your home, office, or iPhone!

Epitome Of A Bad “Mother”: Jessica “Why Must I Cry?” Tata Turns Herself In After Fleeing To Nigeria To Aviod Charges!

ITCHBAY where was all those damn tears when yo’ a$$ was hightailin’ it out of town?!?!

DALLAS — A woman accused of fleeing the country after a fire at her Houston day-care center killed four children has turned herself in to authorities in Nigeria, her brother said Saturday, though U.S. officials said they still don’t have her in custody.

Ron Tata told The Associated Press that relatives in Nigeria informed him early Saturday that his sister, Jessica Tata, went to the U.S. Consulate.

“She just felt really, really, really bad about the whole situation, especially for the families. It would be the right thing to do,” he said during a phone interview from his Houston home.

Authorities believe that Tata fled to Nigeria two days after a fire erupted at her home day-care center in Houston on Feb. 24. Four children were killed, and three were injured.

Tata has been charged with manslaughter, injury to a child and child abandonment amid accusations that she left the youngsters alone at her home while she shopped at a nearby store. Authorities believe that the fire was ignited by a stove-top burner that had been left on.

Boooo-hooooo muhfugga! We hope they throw you in prison for as long as legally possible. How are you gonna leave children in a house to go shop?!?! In the words of the great Daffy Duck…despicable!

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Police Find 54 Bags Of Heroin Inside Woman’s Vajayjay!!

“Deeper than the pu**y of a girl 6 feet”-Lil Kim

After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.

According to a criminal complaint:

Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.

After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas’ jacket.

But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

That’s a lot product to stuff in a fanny-pack, much less a vagina. She must have really not wanted to get caught. SMH

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SMH: 34-Year-Old Man Popped For Trading Tattoos For Sex With A 14-Year-Old Girl

Walter Meyerle

Perverts…

Police in Pennsylvania say a 34-year-old man with an extensive criminal history has been arrested for allegedly trading tattoos for sex Continue »

SMH: Staten Island Ice Cream Man Was Slanging Them Thangs Out The Truck

Louis Scala

Well Lickety Split… This dude raked in a mil last year selling ice cream to kids and something entirely different to adults! Continue »

Lady Looks Like A Dude: The “World’s Sexiest Bodybuilder” Popped For Slanging Poo Prostitution

Rhonda Lee Quaresma Prostitution Florida

Who told this tranny-looking chick that it would be a good idea to push that foogly coochie online…AND have the nerve to call herself “Miss Sparkle”??? Continue »

You Can’t Be Serious…Fugazi Pervert “Cancer Doctor” Only Sentenced To 6 Years In Prison?!?!

A phony cancer doc who sexually assaulted his vulnerable patients was sentenced today to six years in prison – but not before trying to withdraw his plea, claiming he thought he was getting six months.

Michail Sorodsky pleaded guilty earlier this month to 20 charges – including first-degree rape – to avoid prosecution on more than 100 other counts.

He agreed to serve six years – half of which he’s already done while being held on astronomical bail: $11 million cash or $33 million bond.

But Sorodsky handed up a motion to revoke his plea, saying he was tricked into “taking a cop-out plea” that landed him in jail for a lot longer than he agreed.

Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Guy Mangano was quick to reject the motion, calling it “dilatory and disruptive” and calling Sorodsky “crazy like a fox.”

“While six years is not enough, the disposition was swift, it was definite and it is final,” Mangano said. “This defendant played on his victims’ fears, fears of death, to his own benefit.”

As Sorodsky, who had an interpreter throughout the proceedings, was led from the courtroom he yelled, “I protest it. It’s a big fraud.”

His wife, Beverly Sorodsky, who pleaded guilty to grand larceny and other charges in relation to the scam, was sentenced to one year, but she too has been in the lockup for three years and was expected to be released Monday.

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What The Hell??? Crazy Florida Man Arrested For Stealing A Bag Of Dildos From His Boss’ Trailer

dildos mitchell tice

Along with the bag of dildos, this guy stole two laptops and a wig: Continue »

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