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We don’t really buy this, but it’s such pure comedy we had to share it with you. Yesterday we received the following message via email from someone claiming to be the former assistant of an R&B singer named Martyn:

Me and 2 others were Martyn’s personal assistants… Well i am the one mostly on his computer and office computer when we travel and a few weeks ago he forgot to log out of his twitter account and guess what? i took screen shots of his tweets with Chris Brown and sent them to my email. I knew this would be handy. I have actual real screen shots of his mac’s screen and twitter account and him messaging Chris Brown. They talk about their sexual encounters, bash Fox news and Good morning america, etc…this is what Martyn gets… now the world can know about them. I took 6 or 7 pictures and put them in a zip file. Martyn is very demanding, used to order us around, itchbay all the time, so who cares if he writes songs with major shots and big names, that dont mean his own album will sell. He lucky i did not plunge my nails in his face and bodyguards. His twitter does not have pictures of him, go to his website www.martynsworld.com get pictures and put him and Chris Brown on Blast!!!! yeah apparently Trey Songz and Omarion slept with him too. Put them on blast dont hold back.

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We’re not quite sure who this Martyn character is but his ex-assistant has released these scandalous screen shots of her former boss supposedly talking to Breezy about getting it poppin’ for the peen and screaming EFF Fox News while still giving his alleged booty buddy business advice. SMH. We’re not sure how real this is but we can’t help but laugh at how crazy it all sounds.

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Breezy expressed his love for the bowtie at the Today Show where he performed for their Summer Concert Series.

His facial expressions are pure comedy!

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Good morning Bossip Fam… We got your morning mancandy right’chere!!!!!!!!!!! Courtesy of Chris Brown taking a lil dip in Miami’s warm waters. Breezy six pack and a set of nipples coming right up!

Looks like he might need a hand with that…

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Chris Brown hit up Hollyweird last night in this big bodied Benz smiling and having a good time, like he didn’t just have to cancel a bunch of shows for being a felon woman beater. Life is short so we guess Breezy has gotta make the best of it, right? Pop the hood for more

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A Bossip reader dropped a dime about Breezy’s absence from the MJ tribute at last night’s BET Awards show. Hov threatened to pull out of the show if Breezy stepped anywhere near the BET stage.

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Chris had been rehearsing and everything and Jay-Z pulled the plug on him single-handedly because everyone (record label, execs, etc) gave BET the ok for Chris to perform. I know as a fan of Michael’s I was disappointed because even though Chris is going through all that mess with Rhi-Rhi he is a Great performer and he will never be Michael Jackson but he is the most like him right now.

Damn Breezy, you never thought your drama with RiRi would end like this, right? You need to fall back and lay low for a while.

These two haven’t been seen together in a while. It’s like Breezy’s got the swine flu and RiRi don’t want no part of it. Well, she’s about to show her wonderfully healed face in court next month. Pop the lid for more including pics of Rihanna in London

Rihanna’s attorney says the singer, 21, will attend a hearing next month as a possible witness in the assault case against ex Chris Brown.

Donald Etra says that prosecutors have informed him that Rihanna will receive a subpoena to testify during a preliminary hearing in L.A. on June 22.

“The DA told me Rihanna will be subpoenaed. I will accept on her behalf,” Etra tells Usmagazine.com. “She will appear in court, and if asked to testify, she will do so.”

Asked how Rihanna is, Etra told Us, “She is doing fine. She is continuing with her career and moving on with her life and doing great.”

On Thursday, a judge denied a motion by Brown’s attorneys to receive confidential police and investigative records to determine who leaked a photograph of a battered Rihanna to the media.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told attorney Mark Geragos the motion was premature and he could file it again after the preliminary hearing, which will determine whether there is enough evidence to continue a case against Brown.

Brown – who faces assault and criminal threats charges for the alleged February attack on Rihanna — has pleaded not guilty.

On Wednesday, a YouTube video of Brown surfaced. While promoting an upcoming album, he declared, “Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love you all. I ain’t a monster.”

We’ll be happy when all of this is over and Breezy and RiRi just go their separate ways.

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Twitter has become the platform for electronic/technological beefing. Eve is the latest person to use the social networking site as her personal diss space. She recently shouted out Breezy:

Eve’s musical career lately has been nothing but crickets. However yesterday, Eve became my new best friend in my head. In the RiRi vs. Brown fiasco, Eve went off on a twitter rant about Chris Brown’s recent “I Ain’t A Monster” vlog. The pitbull in a skirt rips CB to shreds via twitter claiming she’s so sick and tired of people kissing Chris Bown’s ass: (read from the bottom up to get full gist)

I’m guessing CB would classify Eve as a hater, right?

Breezy needs to keep his @ss off the internet with his viral videos and stick to making some bangin’ music since that’s the only thing that’s gonna save his woman-beating @ss.

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Damn Breezy, if you’re not goin’ upside RiRi’s head, then you’re tossin’ up paparazzi. Looks like someone else is suing you for gettin’ physical. Pop the hood for more

Chris Brown maintains he isn’t “a monster.” He may be hanging around with a few scary types, however.

A photographer has sued the R&B singer for assault and battery, claiming Brown’s entourage chased him after he took a picture of the star during a pickup basketball game March 13. Then one of Brown’s bodyguards “picked him up by his shorts and physically assaulted him.”

Shutterbug Robert Rosen, who two years ago accused Pierce Brosnan of sucker-punching him outside a restaurant, is also suing L.A. Fitness, the gym where Brown was shooting hoops, according to the complaint filed Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

According to the plaintiff, he had snapped a pic of the recently maligned artist when Brown’s “associates/and or bodyguards/and or others” spotted him, yelled something and started walking toward him.

Chris needs some serious anger management and a new crew. Fall back Breezy, for real.

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