Please and Thank You!

During a 1982 world tour, Van Halen, a famous rock band in the 80′s made the now-legendary demand that all brown M&Ms be removed from candy bowls in their dressing rooms. Ever since, fans and critics have made a hobby of finding celebrities’ often outlandish demand lists, called riders; for what venues must provide them during appearances.

This week, Super Bowl bird-flipper M.I.A.’s tour rider leaked and it was full of fawkery! Buried among requests for Vitamin Water and European cheeses is the demand for “three women between the ages of 20 and 25 to dance on stage wearing full-body burqas.”

So here’s a look back at ten of the most ridiculous items on other celebrity riders…

These couples are going to have a happy V-Day…for now.

Remember your first Valentine’s Day with your boo thang? Wasn’t it special? Okay, maybe it wasn’t great and that’s why you’re single now, but imagine it not sucking. Good.

Now imagine how excited these new couples are to spend the special day together. It’s their first time! But will they make a second one? You tell us.

Don’t have a Valentine’s Day boo? Then check out these single, successful, sensuous women, but do remember fellas, you gotta come correct!

Around this time of year some people tend to sulk and feel sorry for themselves, wishing they had a lover, wondering why they don’t, watching flocks of happy couples parading around celebrating how much happier they are than you. Well fear not, there is someone for everybody and if these fine-a$$ ladies are single and not worried then dammit neither should you!

Flip the page to take a look at the creme de la creme of single celebrity women…

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It’s always nice to chop down a celebrity…even before they’re famous.

Wanna know who’s stupid? The people that dump celebrities before they’re famous. Even if that old thang gets away, you can still enjoy the fact that you chopped them down before they made it big time. Yeah…at least they have that going for them.

One of these faces CLEARLY does not fit, can you guess which???

Ask Men has realeased their new list of the most desirable women of the year, and we’re not sure what criteria they were using, but this isht is CRAY!

We narrowed the 99 lucky ladies down to 15 that we found the most interesting and the most…”ethnic”

Flip the script and tell us how you feel about some of these questionable rankings