Turn the page if you don’t have any kids around.

You’re probably still in shock that the woman still formerly known as Superhead is someone’s wife. But now, it looks like she may have a bun in the oven.

Karrine Steffans, who still refuses to share her new hubby’s name (or face) with the public, has no problem letting her adoring fans in on some of their private moments. For example, on Sunday, she shared this happy moment:

Along with the picture, she reminded readers that about three weeks ago, she posted this little video of her post-coital nekked self in bed talking about the smiley face on her fertility monitor with the hubby.

Before that, there was this picture of the fertility kit itself.

And before that, was week one.

Long before Karrine Steffans took on her “Superhead” moniker this male R&B singer earned a reputation in Hollyweird for wetting more than just whistles.

Said singer’s career was pretty hot in the’90′s but not nearly as blazing as his jaw work… Insiders say ol’ boy made the knees of many a baller shake, including an NBA star who suited up for the Lakers and at least one A-list Hollyweird actor.

Can you guess the O.G. “male Superhead”?

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Wait… didn’t she officially become a REFORMED ho and retire from the business of screwing rappers and telling the world?

This popped up on Karrine Steffans-McCrary’s Tumblr.

Along with the caption:

Sometimes the artist is so influential, everything he touches seems to turn into art.

Or maybe I’m just biased.

This is what a Monday morning looks like in Wayne’s world.

#thacarterIV

First of all, should she be having random escapades with random folks when her last name is still Steffans-McCrary?? Second of all, isn’t she old enough to be Weezy’s mom? And last, we ask again: didn’t she give this bird isht up for a shot at legitimacy as an author?

SMDH.

Here are Karrine “Superhead” Steffans and Claudia Jordan out at dinner with the full cast of “Basketball Wives L.A.” and Terrell Owens’ flunkies Mo and Kita.

CAPTION THIS

More photos below.

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If you found yourself captivated by the erotic tales in Karrine Steffans’ novel, “Confessions of A Video Vixen”, you may (or may not) be pleased to learn that they were more like fairy tales. In a collection of recently released confessionals the former video model reveals that the stories which were represented as memoirs of her life as a video model and all the passionate affairs she was involved with many power players in the hip-hop industry were indeed false.

“I’m a writer. I write sh*t. The vixen doesn’t exist. You can’t tell people that
because they don’t believe that. It was all fabricated. I didn’t even name my
books. Confessions of a Video Vixen is not…I would have never named that book that. Somebody else named that book….I don’t want to be on TV. I don’t want to do any of this. This is ridiculous. I want to be anonymous. I want to be anonymous. Authors are supposed to be anonymous.”

Click Here To Read The Rest At Madame Noire

No Such Thing As A Video Vixen?

Part 2.

She Says Here… The Confessions Of A Video Vixen Was Not Her Doing!

Karrine is shooting a documentary and these are some exclusive clips!

Yeah, we’re not sure why these two dysfunctional mu’f*ggas are still a topic of conversation.

But according to TMZ, the former Mrs. Karine Superhead Steffans-McCrary just filed another restraining against Carl Winslow’s son.

It’s the latest TRO in a legal firestorm between Darius McCrary and his ex Karrine Steffans — according to the docs filed recently in L.A. County Superior Court, the actor began showing up at Karrine’s house unannounced in January … and it freaked Karrine out.

According to the docs, Darius would regularly bypass security in her gated community by sneaking through a rear entrance — and sit outside her home to wait for her to return.

Karrine claims Darius would then call her and ask her to “look outside of [her] window” — where Darius was peering inside.

According to the Karrine, the harassment even spilled over onto the Internet — claiming Darius sent her an email, stating, “You should do the world a favor and kill yourself.”

Really Darius? Over what was once Hip-Hop’s community vagina?

It’s been six years since Karrine “Superhead” Steffans burst onto the scene with her controversial book “Confessions Of A Video Vixen” and now the best-selling author is preparing to release yet another.

As previously reported, Steffans was in recent headlines for accusing her now ex-husband “Family Matters” star Darius McCrary of domestic violence before filing a restraining order against him.

Now moving past that, Steffans is promoting her latest book “Satisfaction” set for an August 10 release date.

Instead of dishing on her bedroom romps with celebrities however, the book is a guide for “adventurous couples” looking to spice up their sex life.

Steffans describes it as a book of erotic fantasies of fact and fiction that provide guidance on how to make the stories a reality.

“This extension of The Vixen Manual’s coveted ‘Sex’ chapter explores the concept that erotic fantasies can and should be satisfied within the parameters of a committed, monogamous relationship.

Unlike the author’s previous books, SatisFaction is a work of “faction”, fact and fiction, hence the title’s double entendre. The reader will be whisked away, into each chapter’s titillating erotic fiction, then enlightened by the chapter’s scintillating examples of how to make each erotic fantasy a reality.

For those who crave quite a bit more than missionary sexual practices and wish to introduce these ideas into their relationship, SatisFaction serves as a guide and as inspiration to advanced and adventurous couples everywhere.”

Head over to HipHopWired.com for Karrine’s new video trailer for SatisFaction.