These hoes were getting rained on!

In today’s tough economy, getting filthy rich is tougher than ever. Luckily, some people have come up with a perfect formula for wealth and fame: just fawk with a rich person, and then completely screw that person over!

Like the carpool lane on the highway of success, gold digging is a fast track to wealth and notoriety. Here is a list of slores who have defined this exciting new entrepreneurial opportunity…

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If you thought this heffa spazzed out on Twitter, wait ’til you read THIS!

As most of you read, yesterday we posted a story about Kola Boof’s outrageous, angry, Twitter rant, where she admitted to sleeping with Kimora Lee Simmons’ husband Djimon Hounsou on several different occasions while the power couple have been married.

Well, the lil terrorist-fawker decided to respond to all the hub-bub, and she named BOSSIP specifically in her A-Z response rant where she literally had replies from A-Z

Ooooooooh we’ve angered the African sea-creature…

Flip the pages to read…and laugh!

Twitter, where the wild things are…

The outspoken ex-lover of former Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, Kola Boof, went HAM on Saturday on Twitter! The isht-talkin’ African author has allegedly been sleeping with Djimon Hounsou, the husband of fashion mogul (and BDR ex-wife) Kimora Lee Simmons, with her FULL knowledge! Not only did Boof drop that bomb, but she also had some very unpleasant words for Kimora. We’re not sure exactly why Kola was so angry with Simmons, but she did not bite her thumbs when logging onto Twitter and airing her OUT!

You know the drill, hit the flip to read the scathing tweets…

The family that vacations together, stays together. Here is Kimora Lee Simmons with her son Kenzo and boo Djimon in St. Barth’s looking like a precious little family.

In cased you missed it, Kimora’s ex-husband, BDR, is living it up in St. Barth’s as well. CLICK HERE for a little reminder.

Peep more pics of the fam below:

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We must say Kimora is looking absolutely stunning in these shots!

Mrs. Life In The Fab Lane is on the cover of the 2011 December issue of Harper’s Bazaar Malaysia and recently posted the images from her spread on her website KLS.com.

Now, why are y’all on Twitter trying to get Kimora off that zen path that came with the Simmons name?

On Monday, BDR tweeted this picture of himself with Kimora, their daughters, Djimon “Young Amistad Forever” Hounsou and little baby Kenzo with this caption:

Just another holiday with the Lee-Simmons-Hounsou‘s right? Someone must not have gotten the memo and tried to throw darts at Kimora’s happy little bubble, because shortly thereafter, she tweeted:

Hmmm… Wonder what sparked that response…

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Would you miss Kimora’s “Life In The Fab Lane” if it disappeared tomorrow?

During a recent press run in Malaysia, Kimora hinted that may happen sooner than later. It doesn’t mean she’ll be all the way out of the spotlight though.

When asked if there is a fifth season for Life in the Fab Lane as E! is currently repeating the fourth season, Kimora said: “I’m not currently shooting but I think there may be a season five and maybe six.

“I lost count and the network counts differently. I shoot all my life and they lump it together.

“That said, I think the state of reality TV is going down the tubes. I’m not proud of it and I’m not proud of how women are depicted. I’m not proud of how when you turn on the TV, you (the reality stars) are fighting and scratching and cursing at your mum and you are naked.

“My show has none of that and we are No.1. That shows that you can be No.1 with a little dignity and respect and you don’t have to be naked [to do that].”

According to Kimora, it all started years ago when she was doing a docu-drama.

“I was doing this show which documented my life. Then it turned into this crazy thing called reality which to me is so obscene at times.

“So I’m shifting from that and I want to go closer to my heart and my passion which is about empowerment, speaking and connecting our lives.”

Kimora has been talking to TV and cable networks to do a different kind of show and hopes to kick off that series in the Southeast Asian region first.

Isn’t it a little counterproductive to cancel your “positive woman of color reality show” because there’s too much trash on TV for the same young women you target?

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Ummm…

Yesterday was Uncle BDR’s 715th Birthday and Kimora and his girls celebrated him on Twitter. But his response to Kimora’s birthday wishes has us a little confused.

It all started with this tweet from Kimora:

… which included a link to this cute little clip of Ming Lee and Aoki Lee singing their daddy Happy Birthday. Rev Run retweeted it, then the Simmons love fest started.

So here’s question number one: how is Russell just now welcoming them to the family when Djimon’s been Kimora’s husband since summer of 08 and Kenzo is two and a half??

And then we saw Russell’s next tweet and were good and thoroughly confused.

Wait. What, sir???

Here are Christina Milian and Angela Simmons showing off their curves and legs in tight minis last night.

Angela was in NYC celebrating the launch of her nekked-for-Peta campaign, while C-Mili was in LA, helping Ang’s ex-auntie celebrate her latest career endeavor in L.A.

Who looked more bangin’?

Flip through and check out who else came out to these two events.