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Michael Jackson Does NOT Want to Get Dark Again

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They say Jacko was in Beverly Hills at his frequently visited plastic surgeon, and decided to go to a Santa Monica bookstore. Your boy Mike does not want any light to touch his porcelain skin, and that’s why he took the umbrella indoors.

SMH @ what Michael Jackson will subject himself to in his efforts to stay pasty.

On the Up & Up…

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Camp Jackson denies the claims that he’s about to kick the bucket:

“Concerning [Halperin's] allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an obvious attempt to promote this unauthorized ‘biography… Continue »

Jacko’s On His Death Bed?

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Word is, MJ may be dying from a rare lung condition:

Michael Jackson is suffering from a rare lung condition and needs to undergo an emergency transplant operation, according to a report that continues to gain steam. And his normally outspoken publicist hasn’t denied the allegations. Continue »

What Were You Thinking???: Michael Jackson

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MJ was in Beverly Hills yesterday and…just damn, man. The combination of the Zorro mask, the blue tunic, and that evil grin are all perfect ingredients for a week long intervention mini-series. What were you thinking, Michael?

When the Checks Stop Coming In…Start Selling Gloves and Things: Michael Jackson

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Jacko just put the infamous Glitter Glove up for grabs and is taking on all bidders in this desperate time of need: Continue »

Akon a Mess Over Scrapped Michael Jackson Duet

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Akon is some kind of disappointed that his duet with MJ has been sh*t canned:

Rapper Akon has been left devastated – after his Michael Jackson collaboration was pulled from his new album Freedom. Hold My Hand was thought to have been scrapped due to Jacko’s reluctance to make a comeback and his legal problems. Continue »

Akon’s Still on Dem Nutz

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Akon continues to ride Mike’s nut sack. Dig what he says to People Magazine this time:

What surprised you the most about him?
Akon: How humble and how smart he was. Sometimes you get a certain perception from how the media portrays him, but [working with him] was completely opposite. An artist of that caliber and as big as he is, you would think he would have certain qualities that you probably wouldn’t like, such as being very arrogant or stuck up. With him, it was like he had never put out a record before – he still had that hunger.

Damn. We get it already, you like Mike. But we still can’t quite digest that ‘smart’ piece. It really don’t really seem like Mike got too much goin’ by way of intellect these days.

Michael Jackson Settles Multi-Million Dollar Lawsuit

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MJ has settled his dispute with a Bahraini prince over millions:

Pop star Michael Jackson has settled a Bahraini prince’s lawsuit accusing him of failing to honor a business deal worth $7 million.

“Sheikh Abdullah and Michael Jackson are pleased to confirm that they have amicably settled their dispute which was in litigation before the High Court in London. They wish each other well in their own, respective endeavors,” the two sides’ legal teams said in a joint statement Monday.

Details of the settlement will remain secret, lawyers for the sheikh said, adding that confidentiality was one of the conditions of the agreement.

The multi-millionaire Bahraini royal had claimed he bailed Jackson out of a financial hole following the singer’s expensive acquittal on child molestation charges in 2005, paying the $2.2 million dollar legal fees and hosting him in his home in Bahrain.

The sheikh accused Jackson of reneging on a contract for a new album and an autobiography — a deal that he says included a $7 million advance.

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According to The Associated Press, the 33-year-old said the pair even moved into the same palace in the Gulf state to work on music together. But Jackson dropped the project in 2006, leaving Bahrain and pulling out of the contract.

Jackson’s lawyers maintained the money was a gift and argued that the musician wasn’t bound by the deal because the contract was signed on behalf of 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground, AP said.

This little transparent nicca is never going to grow up, trying to pull a stunt like this. MJ could have gotten his entire nose pulled off for f*cking around with homeboy’s stacks like that. SMH

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This Looks Supsect

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Rumor has it that Mr. Thriller here has converted to Islam, and to us that sounds suspect as hell:

MICHAEL JACKSON has become a Muslim – and changed his name to Mikaeel. The skint superstar, 50, donned Islamic garb to pledge allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a pal’s mansion in Los Angeles, The Sun can reveal. Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate – days before the singer is due to appear at London’s High Court where he is being sued by an Arab sheik. A source told last night how Jacko, brought up as a Jehovah’s Witness, decided to convert as he used a studio at the home of his chum to record a new album. The star – whose hits include The Way You Make Me Feel – was spotted looking “a bit down” by a producer and a songwriter who had both embraced Islam.

Mike says he can’t fly overseas to deal with that lawsuit and that is why he was looking down. Either that, or the fact that the little boys he is always hunting require him to look down, if you get what we mean.

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Michael Jackson Too Sick to Travel

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Michael is too feeble to travel and can’t make it to the trial in Europe:

LONDON (AP) — Michael Jackson’s attorney said Tuesday that the pop star might be too sick to travel to London to testify in a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. Jackon is seeking to give his testimony by video link from the United States. “It would be unwise for him to travel, given what’s he’s got now,” lawyer Robert Englehart said, declining to elaborate “for the obvious reasons.” Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” “It’s not the first time a sick note has been presented by Mr. Jackson,” Thanki said, also without elaborating. The judge, Nigel Sweeny, said he would decide the matter Thursday to allow time for medical experts on both legal teams to talk. Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the second son of the king of Bahrain, claims that Jackson reneged on a contract for an album, a candid autobiography and a stage play, after accepting millions from the sheikh. Al Khalifa was in court Tuesday for the second day of arguments and testimony. The case is being tried in London by mutual agreement, Al Khalifa’s representatives have said. It is due to wrap up by the end of the month.

Did someone forget to mention to MJ that he was going to be flying in a plane and not hang-gliding to London? Of course MJ is weak, hell, he’s had the body of a 12 year old girl for the past 20 years, but that’s nothing a turkey sandwich and a glass of milk can’t fix. SMH

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Scare Tactics

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Can you even fathom how great the potential is for a Scare Tactics classic with MJ and kids? Just think about how scared you’d be if that ghost popped up with those pink @ss lips holding his nose in his hand! Now that’s some scary sh*t!

More pics of Mike and the kids doing pre-Halloween activities.

The Comeback Kid

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Michael Jackson seen here with a nose yet looking very Saw puppet-ish, could be heading out on tour soon:

Michael Jackson is on the verge of agreeing to a huge comeback tour, according to British tabloid reports. The Thriller hitmaker’s career took a nosedive after a series of child molestation allegations – which he was cleared of – in 2005. But the 50-year-old is now set for a glorious comeback – and is lining up a 30-date tour taking in 30 cities around the world, reports Britain’s The Sun newspaper. A source tells the publication, “Michael said he wasn’t doing a Vegas residency but was going on a world tour, taking in 30 cities next year. “He said he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. “He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalize the details.”

Can ya’ll imagine MJ trying to spin around and moonwalk like the old days? We might be forced to grab some tickets just to catch a glimpse of the impending debacle.

We’ve got a special treat for you up under the hood. We’ll give you a hint: it involves lots of Vaseline…. Continue »

Halloween Is Near

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Maybe it’s the nose that’s hanging on for dear life or the emaciated face, but something says MJ would not disappoint come Halloween night. You could dress this monster in some rags and set his @ss on your porch and no one would be the wiser.

More pics of MJ shopping for home furnishings in Hollyweird below:

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Would You Buy MJ’s Dirty Drawls For 1 Mili?

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They are selling Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear on eBay:

Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.

Whoever buys those things is one sick f*ck. Yuck.

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Random Ridiculousness

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Some British tabloid is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are “secretly” seeing each other:

We really shouldn’t be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson. But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he’d been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson. The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael… and it seems the feeling is mutual. A source said: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. “They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”

We know that Michael is a white girl lover, but dating sex fiend Pamela Anderson?  Come on now, if MJ is hittin that, kudos to him, but for some reason this is hard to believe. He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.

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