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This Looks Supsect

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Rumor has it that Mr. Thriller here has converted to Islam, and to us that sounds suspect as hell:

MICHAEL JACKSON has become a Muslim – and changed his name to Mikaeel. The skint superstar, 50, donned Islamic garb to pledge allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a pal’s mansion in Los Angeles, The Sun can reveal. Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate – days before the singer is due to appear at London’s High Court where he is being sued by an Arab sheik. A source told last night how Jacko, brought up as a Jehovah’s Witness, decided to convert as he used a studio at the home of his chum to record a new album. The star – whose hits include The Way You Make Me Feel – was spotted looking “a bit down” by a producer and a songwriter who had both embraced Islam.

Mike says he can’t fly overseas to deal with that lawsuit and that is why he was looking down. Either that, or the fact that the little boys he is always hunting require him to look down, if you get what we mean.


Michael Jackson Too Sick to Travel

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Michael is too feeble to travel and can’t make it to the trial in Europe:

LONDON (AP) — Michael Jackson’s attorney said Tuesday that the pop star might be too sick to travel to London to testify in a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. Jackon is seeking to give his testimony by video link from the United States. “It would be unwise for him to travel, given what’s he’s got now,” lawyer Robert Englehart said, declining to elaborate “for the obvious reasons.” Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” “It’s not the first time a sick note has been presented by Mr. Jackson,” Thanki said, also without elaborating. The judge, Nigel Sweeny, said he would decide the matter Thursday to allow time for medical experts on both legal teams to talk. Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the second son of the king of Bahrain, claims that Jackson reneged on a contract for an album, a candid autobiography and a stage play, after accepting millions from the sheikh. Al Khalifa was in court Tuesday for the second day of arguments and testimony. The case is being tried in London by mutual agreement, Al Khalifa’s representatives have said. It is due to wrap up by the end of the month.

Did someone forget to mention to MJ that he was going to be flying in a plane and not hang-gliding to London? Of course MJ is weak, hell, he’s had the body of a 12 year old girl for the past 20 years, but that’s nothing a turkey sandwich and a glass of milk can’t fix. SMH


Scare Tactics

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Can you even fathom how great the potential is for a Scare Tactics classic with MJ and kids? Just think about how scared you’d be if that ghost popped up with those pink @ss lips holding his nose in his hand! Now that’s some scary sh*t!

More pics of Mike and the kids doing pre-Halloween activities.

The Comeback Kid

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Michael Jackson seen here with a nose yet looking very Saw puppet-ish, could be heading out on tour soon:

Michael Jackson is on the verge of agreeing to a huge comeback tour, according to British tabloid reports. The Thriller hitmaker’s career took a nosedive after a series of child molestation allegations – which he was cleared of – in 2005. But the 50-year-old is now set for a glorious comeback – and is lining up a 30-date tour taking in 30 cities around the world, reports Britain’s The Sun newspaper. A source tells the publication, “Michael said he wasn’t doing a Vegas residency but was going on a world tour, taking in 30 cities next year. “He said he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. “He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalize the details.”

Can ya’ll imagine MJ trying to spin around and moonwalk like the old days? We might be forced to grab some tickets just to catch a glimpse of the impending debacle.

We’ve got a special treat for you up under the hood. We’ll give you a hint: it involves lots of Vaseline…. Continue »

Halloween Is Near

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Maybe it’s the nose that’s hanging on for dear life or the emaciated face, but something says MJ would not disappoint come Halloween night. You could dress this monster in some rags and set his @ss on your porch and no one would be the wiser.

More pics of MJ shopping for home furnishings in Hollyweird below:

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Would You Buy MJ’s Dirty Drawls For 1 Mili?

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They are selling Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear on eBay:

Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.

Whoever buys those things is one sick f*ck. Yuck.


Random Ridiculousness

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Some British tabloid is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are “secretly” seeing each other:

We really shouldn’t be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson. But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he’d been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson. The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael… and it seems the feeling is mutual. A source said: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. “They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”

We know that Michael is a white girl lover, but dating sex fiend Pamela Anderson?  Come on now, if MJ is hittin that, kudos to him, but for some reason this is hard to believe. He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.


Fill in the Blank

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Today is Michael Jackson’s 50th birthday. Here is what he had to say:

“I feel very young,” he said. Asked if he has an AARP card, he said, “Not that I know of.” Speaking in a barely audible voice at times, Jacko said he plans to mark the occasion by watching cartoons with his kids.

Fill in the Blank: What MJ really meant to say is that he’s spending his birthday doing ______________.


Check out what Michael would’ve have really looked like at 50 minus the plastic surgery right now… Continue »

Poor Thang

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Michael Jackson was spotted mobbing through Planet Hollywood in Vegas in some pajama pants looking like the poster child for plastic surgery gone wrong. Well, at least he’s not wearing a surgical mask and rolling around in a wheelchair anymore.

When The Checks Stop Coming In

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Damn, Mike is doing his brothers dirty:

Michael Jackson hasn’t spoken to his brothers since he was acquitted of child molestation charges three years ago – even though they’ve been trying to reach him about money he owes them. Sources say Wacko Jacko owes Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie Jackson $840,000 in royalties from their Jackson 5 hits. Since Michael won’t talk to them, and is said to be in a wheelchair, it’s unlikely he’ll join his siblings on Sept. 4 when they pick up their lifetime achievement salutes at the BMI Urban Awards.

That’s some fu*k sh*t right there, Mike know them niccas need that money bad. Especially Jermaine with his broke ass, no job having, eight kids having ass.


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