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Gas man let them fly when he went to the clink…please read the whole story:

Meet Jose Cruz. In the long history of American jurisprudence, the West Virginia man may be the first defendant to ever be charged with passing gas in the face of a law enforcement officer. Cruz, 34, was driving with his car’s headlights off Monday night when he was pulled over by West Charleston cops, who noted that Cruz appeared to be intoxicated. After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Cruz was arrested and transported to police headquarters, where he allegedly committed another offense, according to a September 23 criminal complaint. While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly “lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto” the cop. “The gas,” the complaint notes, “was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons.” In addition to the DUI count, Cruz was also charged with battery on a police officer for the farting incident. In a TSG interview, Cruz said that while he “farted multiple times,” it “wasn’t directly in [the cop's] face.” Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. “I said, ‘Here, put that in your Breathalyzer,”

A traffic ticket = $200.

Lawyer fees and DUI classes = $1000 (depending on the state in which the crime occurred)

Farting on one-time = Straight f*cking priceless!

Now that’s what you call ASSault!!!

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That was definitely a rhetorical question. Ya’ll remember those fools Chance and Real (brothers) from I Love New York? Yeah, those 2 geniuses. Well, they hit up the red carpet for the 2008 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards and brought their brother, Dummy #3, along. We have crazy love for Cali, but please tell me you all don’t condone the type of attire and accessories worn by the 3 stooges above?

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One of our former “When the Checks Stop Coming In” victims Ed McMahon has a new gig:

Ed McMahon has an unexpected new job title: rapper. The 85-year-old former “Tonight Show” sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial Web site owned by credit bureau Experian. The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.

“I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn’t know I could rap,” McMahon said Wednesday. “When I retired, I was famous,” McMahon raps in the video. “I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn’t funny.” After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: “Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I’m back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, ‘Go on, take a hike’/It’s my show now, and I can do what I like.”

Ed McMahon’s old shriveled up ass rapping says a lot. Hip hop is a revolution, even the old geezers are getting it in. SMH.

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This fool was close to the Obama house with a hand gun, trying to get through the gates…

The 31-year-old grandson of late Chicago Defender publisher John Sengstacke was arrested today after an officer found a handgun in a vehicle he parked near Barack Obama’s South Side home, police said. Omhari Sengstacke — a convicted felon — is charged with unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and criminal trespassing to state land, police said. Sengstacke did not make any threats against Obama, according to the Secret Service. Some of Sengstacke’s family members said in a statement that Omhari wasn’t attempting to harm the Obamas, adding that they reside in the area and are supporters of the candidate. Continue »

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Here is a funny rendition on how hat BET interview with R. Kelly should have went…

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Shout out to NIKKI UNDERWOOD!

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Shaq and his wife Shaunie were spotted in NYC earlier this week with Shaq wearing some crazy mop looking apparatus on his head. Looks like fun, and it’s good to see him and Shaunie look so happy together even after all the bullsh*t that they’ve been through…

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Bristol Palin’s alleged “baby’s daddy” has a song, and the new single just hit the net. Remember we told you about him saying he was beating up little Palin’s cakes?  We are surprised a hit squad has not off’ed this kid yet. He said he “f*cked her best friend” and that is why she is mad. Sounds like some High School drama. The singing at the end is pure comedy. This little nicca is really trying to come up on a record deal. SMH.

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They are selling Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear on eBay:

Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.

Whoever buys those things is one sick f*ck. Yuck.

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OJ is back fxckin up again telling people he gets high, and that they “force” him to take that, take that, take that:

If O.J. Simpson hasn’t been hitting Miami’s South Beach club scene recently, it’s not because he’s approaching retirement age. Rather, the shamed great says he’s afraid of getting busted with pocketfuls of illicit substances. In a never-before-seen interview shot in 2002 by producer Norman Pardo at the now-shuttered Club XL in Trenton, O.J., 61, tells of his disgust with all the samples forced upon him by would-be drug dealers. “You can’t go to the bathrooms in [South Beach] clubs without somebody saying, ‘Juice, you want a hit?’ You always get people handing you something. It might be a line of coke with a phone number [in case] you want more,” said Simpson, who goes on trial today in Las Vegas on kidnapping and armed-robbery charges.

This nicca is fxcked up, from getting bust in the ‘back’ of the head by his own daughter, to having the hired help smash his piece.

For any dopeman the Juice is a ideal customer. He was probably worried, looks high as a kite on the interview, and was trying to “cover his tracks”. He will snitch! Orenthal the goof ball is a wash. He is supposed to be going to trial today…60 some odd years old and he still catching cases and puffin rocks. SMH

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This is what Fatman Scoop and his wife showed up on the red carpet wearing for this year’s MTV VMAs. Damn, everyone decided to put on their best bullsh*t to come out tonight. More wack ass get ups and foolishness below:

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