August 9, 2013 What’s Beef? Slizzard Man Mollywhops His Wife With A Pack Of Frozen Meat During Heated Argument Before Running Away
July 13, 2013 Fair And Balanced Bullisht: Shady Fox News Article Says Trayvon Martin’s Testimony “Wouldn’t Have Changed Anything” In The Case
July 9, 2013 Racist Or Nah? ‘White History Month’ Parade Float With Wagon Full Of Watermelons Causes Uproar In North Carolina [Photo]
June 25, 2013 Some Faux Fur Fawkery: Company Selling Coat Made Entirely Out Of Male Chest Hair To Promote Protein Drink
June 20, 2013 Jesus Wept: ‘Christian Domestic Discipline Practice’ Allows Husbands To Brutally Spank Their Wives With A Paddle When They “Misbehave”
June 20, 2013 Stop The Violence: Woman Senselessly Stabbed To Death On Hollywood Walk Of Fame After Being Attacked Over $1
June 18, 2013 Some Family Fawkery: New Mexico Woman Confronts Burglar And Rips Off His Mask To Find Out It’s Her Grandson
June 17, 2013 When Twerking Goes Wrong: Pregnant Houston Skripper Suffers Miscarriage While Bustin It Open On Stage
June 14, 2013 Elsewhere In The World: Columbian Man Selling His Man Meat For $20,000 To Fund Trip To Europe
May 27, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: “Christian” Radio Host Says Openly Gay Employees Should Be Fired To Uphold Moral Standards
May 10, 2013 Snapped: Woman Sentenced To 9 Years In Prison For Strangling Boyfriend To Death With His Own Underwear
May 9, 2013 Life Imitates Art: Psycho Machete-Wielding Tony Montana Impersonator Popped After Screaming Threatening Movie Quotes At Cops!
May 7, 2013 You Can’t Be Serious: 105-Year-Old Pork-Lovin’ Geriatric Says Bacon Keeps Her Feeling Young!
May 3, 2013 Tennessee Department Of Corrections Disciplines 70 Inmates For Posting “Prison Party” Photos Of Kush, Snacks, And Shenanigans On Facebook!
April 23, 2013 Are You Feeling This Get Up??? Etsy Releases New Line Of Snack-Inspired Hats For Women
April 10, 2013 Sticky Situation: Happy Newlywed Couple Almost Gets Divorced When Wife Learns She Has “Man Juice” Allergy!
April 1, 2013 Are You Feelin’ These Get Ups? High School Couple Wears Duct Tape Outfits To Prom And Wins $5,000 In College Scholarships [Photo]
March 27, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: Disney Pays Disabled Man $8,000 After Being Stuck On Ride Listening To “It’s A Small World” For 30 Minutes!
March 22, 2013 Drugs Are Bad M’Kay: Alabama Man Popped For Driving On School Lawn, Stripping Nekkid, Peeing On Car, And Claiming He’s “High On Jesus”
March 21, 2013 Wait, What? Republican Lawmaker Says He Doesn’t Support Gay Marriage Because He Doesn’t Want To Marry A Man
February 23, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheel: Homeless Man Decapitates Woman In A Grocery Store And Then Carries Her Head Into The Street
February 1, 2013 Bustin’ Loose: Police On The Hunt For Convicted Murdered Who Was “Accidentally” Released From Prison