December 30, 2011 Jesus Take The Multiple Desserts: The Super Chubby Lumpkins Swirlin’ Jawn Says She Smoked Crack To Lose Weight After Her Black Mandingo Left Her Lonely!!
December 29, 2011 A Lil’ Pole Dancing Positivity: Florida Stripper Calls Police Crying ‘Cause She Thought She Stole A Customer’s Christmas Cash
December 27, 2011 Hip-Hop Beef: Drake Says He Wants To Catch Fade With The Tattoo Artist That Put His Name On Fans Forehead!
December 23, 2011 Ya Big Dummy!!: You’ll Never Believe How A Glass Of Beer Helped To Catch A Bank Robber….
December 21, 2011 Stop The Violence: High School Kid In Critical Condition After Being Stabbed By Classmate Over A Basektball
December 16, 2011 Doin’ The Butt: “Professional Patient” Gives His Time And…Body To Medical Research Gets 12 Rectal Exams In One Day!!!
December 16, 2011 What Were You Thinking?? Dirty Pervert Shoots Up Courtroom After Being Convicted Of Sex Crime, Injures Three People
December 15, 2011 GTFOHWTBS: Jerry Sandusky’s New Fool-@$$ Lawyer Claims That His Client Was Only Trying To…
December 13, 2011 Kush Chronicles: Moron Teenager May Go To Jail For Asking A Cop For His Sweet Bag Of Cheeba Back After Arrest
December 7, 2011 This Means War: Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Says That It Pres. Obama Is “Wrong” To Allow Gays To Openly Serve In The Military!
December 1, 2011 Aw Poor Thang: Kris Humphries Feels Like Kimmy Cakes Used Him To “Keep Up” The Ratings On Kardashian Reality Show
November 29, 2011 Random Ridiculousness: Elderly Man Gives Away Coat Stuffed With $13,000 Cash To Goodwill By Accident
November 28, 2011 Another Day, Another White Woman Accusing Herman “Big Daddy” Cain Of Inter-Marital Affairs
November 28, 2011 You Can’t Be Serious: Six HIV Patients Dead After Being Told By Their Churches That They Had Been Cured Through An “Exorcism
November 11, 2011 Ballin’ Out Of Control: Mother Of Four Gets Drunk, Argues With Her Boyfriend, Then Bites Off His…
November 7, 2011 You Can’t Be Serious: Man Turns Himself Back In After Accidentally Getting Out Of Jail Thanks To Computer Glitch
November 4, 2011 Attention-Sloring-On-The-Come-Up Fail: Yes, Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby Mama Just Confessed To A Crime
November 2, 2011 Hi Hater: Houston Woman Admits To Hiring THREE Different Hitmen To Kill Her Millionaire Lovers Wife!
November 1, 2011 Hi Hater: Virginia GOP Committee Sends Out Mass E-Mail With Bullet-Ridden Obama Picture For Halloween
October 31, 2011 What The Hell??? Occupy New Hampshire Protester Tries To Get Her Paper Up… By Pimping Teen Girl!!!