September 13, 2011 Today In Disfunctional D-List Love: Laura Govan Says It’s Back To All Good With Gilbert Arenas And He Put A Ring Back On It
September 12, 2011 You Can’t Be Serious: 290 Pound Man Sues White Castle For Not Making Their Chairs Big Enough
September 9, 2011 Epitome Of A Bad Daycare Owner: Texas Woman Charged With Child Endangerment After Feeding Slizzard Kids “Special Milk”
September 9, 2011 Say What??? Jackie Kennedy Thought Martin Luther King, Jr. Was A “Disgusting” Perv And A “Phony” After Hearing Rumors That ________
September 5, 2011 Twitter Is Real In Mexico: School Teacher Faces 30 Years For Sabotage And Terroristic Tweets!
August 29, 2011 Not Again: Another Fan Falls 20-Plus Feet Down A Stairwell At The Texas Rangers Ballpark!!
August 29, 2011 “Kush” Chronic-les: Texas Man Tries To Steal Fake Weed With Fake Gun And Gets A Real Bullet In His Arse!!
August 27, 2011 Bolitics: Hopeful Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Has Committed To Support A Federal Bill That Would Ban Gay Marriage!!
August 26, 2011 Ninja Please: DMX Says He Plans To Sue The Arizona Police Department For Harassment After His Speeding Arrest
August 25, 2011 Floyd “Money” Mayweather Says He HAS To Floss And Make It Rain In The Club To Promotes His Fights
August 24, 2011 Get Your Life Together: Rodney King Gets Popped, Again, For Driving While Slizzed… AGAIN
August 24, 2011 Epitome Of A Bad Mother AND Father: Couple Arrested For Stealing Baby Supplies, Leaves Child As They Flee The Scene
August 24, 2011 Jesus Take The Wheel: Maniac With A Knife Kills 1 And Stabs 3 Others In NYC All While In His Birthday Suit!
August 21, 2011 And ANOTHER Lawsuit: Now Someone Is Claiming Weezy F. Baby (The F Stands For ‘Fraud’) Stole “How To Love”
August 20, 2011 Elsewhere In The World: American Hikers Sentenced To 8 Years In Iranian Prison For Illegal Entry And “Spying”
August 18, 2011 The Hypocrisy Of Democracy: Shady Republicans Mitt Romney And Newt Gingrich Talk Isht About Pres. Obama For Taking His Family Vacation
August 16, 2011 Elsewhere In The World: Two Men Popped In The U.K. For Trying (And Failing) To Incite A Riot Via Facebook
August 16, 2011 SMH: Dirty 65-Year-Old Perv Sentenced To A Year In Jail For Trying To Explore Neighbor’s Lady Parts On Plane While She Slept