You know it’s a drought when he has to DOCUMENT it…
Man Sends Wife Document Of Her Rejection
One reddit user put her thirsty husband on blast after he sent her a spreadsheet tracking every sexual advance he made on her in a 7-week time frame, and tallying the number of yeses and nos (with accompanying excuses) he received. Which begs the question: how long had this dry-box behavior been going on before he finally got frustrated enough to keep graphs and charts? Peep the document:
Reddit user throwwwwaway29 has a husband, and her husband is fed up. He is so fed up that this morning he sent her an email that contained the above spreadsheet, detailing all the times she has denied him sex over the course of the last month or so.
The wife explains:
Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.
Look man, every marriage is different when it comes to settling on an acceptable f*cks-per-month quota. But it’s never a good idea to voice your displeasure at where that f*cks-per-month number currently sits via a passive aggressive email and a spreadsheet detailing your wife’s alleged frigidity.
It is a little bit of a whiny move…but she curved him A LOT during the month and a half he tracked. Nobody feels like getting to it every day (well, maybe except her husband), but she better take a few for the team if she wants him to stick around!