12 Signs You're Stuck In The Friend Zone

You hear all about their relationship problems – If you’re a shoulder to cry on, don’t think you can parlay that into getting some.

You hear all about their bedtime activities – If they tell you about the people they’re sleeping with and how good it is, then they don’t plan on sharing that space with you.

They call you a family member – “You’re like a brother to me is the death knell.

You’re a wingman – If you help them get with a friend of yours then you’re just a wingman…not the main pilot.

You’re invited to hang out with their bae – They want you to be really cool with the person they’re dating? Heh. Good luck, buddy.

You help them get ready for dates – You don’t stand a chance.

“Why aren’t there more like you?” – If they say that and STILL won’t give you a chance then that door is closed.

Text Sign Offs – If they text you with a “catch you later, buddy” or “see you later, friend” then you know the deal.

Too much affection – If they like to snuggle and have sleepovers “as friends” then it’s just a trap. You’re striking out.

They have different preferences – So you’re gay but they’re not. Well, it’s pretty rare you’re going to get them to change it around any time soon.

If you’re this guy.

…Or This Guy