Florida Crazies: Woman Steals Candy And Tells Cops She’s ‘A God’ Who Can Do No Wrong

- By Bossip Staff

Because FLORIDA…smh

Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s A God

A Florida woman was recently arrested after authorities say she stole candy from a dollar store, flaunted it in the store owner’s face and told police she was “a God” who could do no wrong.


TCPalm reports:

A woman accused of absconding with Raisinets later told investigators she was a “god” and could do as she wished.

But Martin County Sheriff’s officials evidently disagreed, taking her to the slammer on a disorderly conduct charge, according to recently released records.

The case against Nancy Mullis, 52 at the time, began shortly after 5 a.m. July 17 as a deputy went to a Cumberland Farms store in the 2900 block of Southeast Dixie Highway.

A manager said Mullis swiped a bag of Raisinets, valued at $2.99, and that they wanted to prosecute.

Mullis also said she took the Raisinets — chocolate covered raisins popular with movie-goers.

The manager said Mullis caused a ruckus in the store. He said she grabbed the Raisinets when she left and while outside “flaunted the stolen property at the store clerk.”

Mullis was given a trespass warning from the store and a notice to appear in court on a theft charge, while the Raisinets were returned.

About 4:30 p.m. the same day, deputies again encountered Mullis.

“Mullis was waving her arms wildly and cursing,” an affidavit states. “Mullis was stating that she was a god and could do what she wanted.”

The owner showed the deputy where Mullis is said to have thrown stuff from the shelves onto the ground and flipped over a newspaper stand and cigarette receptacle.

Mullis, of Stuart, was arrested on a disorderly conducted charge and taken to jail.

Someone come get your Aunt Nancy please!

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