Funniest Quotes From Lil Wayne Versus Drake Tour
In case you haven’t heard by now, YMCMB head honcho Lil Wayne and his hit-making protegee Drake are currently going from city to city to battle it out on stage during their appropriately-titled “Lil Wayne Vs. Drake” tour. The basic concept behind the tour is to have both emcees perform a slew of their hits, classics and fan favorites and then have the crowd choose a winner at the end via a free tour app designed that allows fans to vote at the end of the show.
Both Drizzy and Weezy are known to have a good sense of humor, so you can imagine the jokes that they come up with when going at each other live in concert. Hit the flip to take a look at some of the funniest quotes from both the tour-promo videos and the show thus far.
“I don’t think people realize what this is. This is not like, I go on and then Wayne goes on or Wayne goes on and then I go on. This is like me versus……Wayne or…..whoever this guy is that, I guess put me here or…..whatever.”
‘I don’t lift weights, I got enough weight on my back already. I lift blunts all day though. And this workout regimen right here makes your forearms strong enough to knock a n*gga like Drake clean out, ya heard me?”
“This guy wants to come out here talking about the difference between hits and classics. And I KNOW this guy has songs from……..2001. I KNOW he has songs that you remember from when you were babies and infants…but they came to hear NEW sh*t tonight my n***a!”
“That sh*t sounds like a f***ing car commercial or some sh*t. That’s what ya’ll cheering for? This n*gga Tyga all in video like [dances around on stage]…..with Chris & sh*t.” (Following Wayne’s performance of his verse from “Loyal.”
“That was a great verse……..on someone else’s song. I actually didn’t even know you were on that song. That was great though. Like I was saying though, there’s some songs that are already done and there are songs that you gotta make great…like…I don’t know.” (Drops “No Lie”)
“Oh, so you think you could just do a hook and it’s just cold like that, huh? Well, speaking of hooks, I am the creator of some of the most classic hooks there are. (Drake leans on pole on stage). Since you are on the pole, let’s run this one. (Drops “Pop That”).
“For anybody that doesn’t know, that was uh, Miami…..circa 2004. If you wanna talk hooks man, let’s do some sh*t that they KNOW. (Drops “I’m On One”) Alex, can I get “hooks they know” for 500 please?”