Man Ejaculates Into Co-Worker’s Coffee
A Minnesota man is in custody after he admitted into ejaculating into his co-worker’s coffee at LEAST twice. The victim told police that she had noted a “foul taste” in her coffee on several occasions but believed it was just spoiled milk.
A criminal complaint filed today charges John Lind, 34, with two counts of felony sexual conduct in connection with incidents at Beisswenger’s hardware store in New Brighton, a Minneapolis suburb.
According to investigators, the victim contacted cops last week to report that she believed Lind was “leaving bodily fluids in her workspace.”
The woman recounted discovering Lind standing over her desk with his back turned and his hands “near his genitals.”
She added that when Lind spotted her, he had a “deer in headlights” look on his face.
The woman said that she then examined her desk and “noted a strong odor that resembled urine, but was somewhat different and strange,” adding that the same odor was coming from her coffee mug.
The victim told cops that she found fluid dripping off her desk onto the floor and “believed the liquid was either urine or semen.”
Most of the liquid, the woman told cops, had been absorbed by a hair scrunchy, which she placed into a plastic bag (and later turned over to police, along with the coffee mug).
The victim also told cops that she had “an ongoing issue with a foul taste in her coffee,” which she thought was due to “spoiled milk.” Until contacting police, the woman said that she had “not considered that it may have been tampered with.”
When police confronted Lind about the woman’s allegations, he confessed to repeatedly ejaculating into her coffee and onto her desk (which he attempted to clean with a scrunchy).
Lind said he last tampered with the woman’s coffee on August 26, his birthday.
Admitting that his behavior was “gross and wrong,” Lind apologized and told police that he was “attracted” to the victim and was just seeking to get her attention.
SMFH that’s just sick!!!
What would YOU do if that happened to you BOSSIP fam????