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Woman Caught Stealing Sex Toys, Aides From Spencer Gifts

What does she have to steal these things for? People are practically tossing them around these days. Via TheSmokingGun:

This week’s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store.

Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege.

Mall security subsequently detained Farmer and handcuffed the teenager when she fought with them and tried to flee.

When police searched Farmer’s purse, they recovered the Spencer’s merchandise, as well as a bra and two pairs of underwear apparently stolen from a Victoria’s Secret location in the WestGate mall in Spartanburg.

Seen in the above mug shot, Farmer was charged with shoplifting and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count (she was released from custody last night).

Ladies, if you still have to steal from the mall to get sexy for a fella, he’s probably too broke for you to be giving the goodies to anyway. Just think…”What Would Kim Kardashian Do?”

TheSmokingGun

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