Slizzard Fail: Drunk Man Eats His Breathalyzer Results To Avoid Being Charged With A DWI

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Drunk Man Eats His Breathalyzer Results To Avoid DWI Charge

A drunk New York man who had the bright idea of eating his breathalyzer test results to avoid facing a DWI charge now faces even more charges….and a world of embarrassment.

via Gawker

A man faces multiple charges after attempting to eat his DWI breathalyzer test results  after being arrested in Tarrytown, New York.

According to the AP, New York state police stopped 40-year-old Kenneth Desormes, of Greenwich, Connecticut, when he was speeding on Interstate 95 at 5:30 a.m. on Sunday morning. He was reportedly arrested after police spoke to him and determined he was intoxicated.

Desormes was taken to the state police barracks in Tarrytown, where the pieces of his plan fell into place. While his breathalyzer tests results were printing, he reportedly grabbed the documents from the printer and attempted to quickly ingest them.

AP reports he was charged with “driving while intoxicated, obstructing governmental administration, and criminal tampering.”


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