Florida Crazies: Man Says He Was Jerking His Junk In Public Because Mother Wouldn’t Let Him Watch Freaky Flicks In The House

- By Bossip Staff

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Florida Man Publicly Nude After Mother Kicks Him Out House

Anthony Smith said his mom won’t let him watch X-rated films in the house.

Via Off The Beat reports:

“Instead, he goes outside nude and walks around hoping that someone will see him,” an arrest affidavit states.

That’s what Smith, 21, told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies Nov. 14 when they went to the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart for a report of a nude dude.

Two people shortly after 1 p.m. said they saw Smith standing in his yard. He had no clothes on and was masturbating.

When a sheriff’s lieutenant pulled up, he noticed Smith “bending down naked in the driveway.”

“The suspect then stood up and ran back to his home next door,” the affidavit states.

He went inside and got dressed.

He told deputies his mother won’t let him watch pornography in the house. He said he walks around naked outside and hopes someone sees him, saying it’s a “high.”

It may not have been a “high” for Smith to be taken to jail.

Smith, of the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge.


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