You Can’t Be Serious: Pennsylvania Junkie Popped For Puffin’ Piff In Police Precinct And Smearing Isht On Walls

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Man Arrested For Smoking Pot Inside Police Station

Via NYDailyNews

And that’s why they call it dope!

A Pennsylvania man was arrested after he lit up a marijuana joint inside a police station — and then defecated on a holding cell’s floor.

Cops believe Carlen Higgs was high on PCP when he walked into Upper Darby Police Department’s HQ in West Chester Pike at 11:30 a.m. Sunday, reports Philly.com.

“He was ranting and raving and demanding to see a police officer,” said Upper Darby Superintendent Michael Chitwood.

The 33-year-old allegedly sat down on a bench and sparked up a doobie.

When Chitwood tried to speak to him, he reportedly tossed the herbal cigarette to the ground.

Higgs was arrested and placed in a holding cell – where he allegedly took off his clothes and evacuated his bowels on the ground.

He is then accused of smearing his excrement on the walls.

Chitwood said Higgs had a “nasty criminal record” dating back to 2000 – which include terrorist threats and assault — and was “likely pretty whacked out” when he arrived at the station.

SMH.

Image via Shutterstock/Upper Darby Police

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