Poor Thang: Analysis Of Kimmy Cakes’ E-Mail Says She’s At 4th Grade Writing Level

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Readability Analyzer Says Kim Kardashian Writes At Fourth Grade Level

Kimmy can’t catch a break! After Kris Jenner put her daughter’s outfit-demeaning e-mail on Instagram blast, the team over at RadarOnline ran it through an analyzer to determine what grade-level the reality star’s writing clocks in at. Here are the (rather unfortunate) findings they came up with:

It’s a good thing that you don’t need a master’s degree to be a star of Keeping up with the Kardashians! On Friday, Kris Jenner shared an email that she got from her not-quite-valedictorian daughter, Kim Kardashian, 34, and RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that according to readability standards, it was written at a level consistent with a fourth-grade education.

Unsurprisingly, the 59-year old fame-hungry momager took to her Instagram Friday to let everyone know that she had attended the prestigious Hollywood Reporter Women in Entertainment breakfast. However, when including a snippet of her favorite daughter’s message regarding her choice in fashion for the event, she also let the world in on how eloquent her role model spawn really is — or isn’t.

After thousands of people read Kardashian’s text, Radar plugged it into a Readability analyzer, which calculated that the beauty may be all woman on the outside, but on the inside has the brain of a fourth-grade elementary school student — at least when it comes to writing emails on the fly.

In all fairness, Kim probably wrote this snarky little blurb in a hurry with one thumb while riding in a car…but her creative spelling of “Amish” is a little saddening…

What do you think Bossip Fam? Kimmy couldn’t really be that slow, could she?

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