Complete History Of Scandal Leaving Us Absolutely Edgeless
We’ve all been there. Waking up on Friday morning, looking in the mirror and seeing a severe lack of edges. Who do we have to thank for such a phenomenon? None other than Scandal. This show has given us life and taken it right back in the course of an hour every week. Here are some of the most egregiously edge-snatching-est moments of all time.
That first time we saw that Olivia was having an affair with Fitz
When Mellie faked having a miscarriage to help Fitz gain sympathy
When we found out Cyrus had gotten Amanda – Fitz’s side-piece killed
Did you know that Olivia was part of some Illuminati to group to rig Fitz’s Presidential election
Olivia and Fitz were giving each other the long strokes while writing the State Of The Union
When we all thought Mellie had Fitz shot in the head
Then Fitz woke up and killed a woman!
When Cyrus pimped out his husband for an advantage, his husband found out and gave up the drawls anyway
Mellie actually gave birth to Fitz’s brother-son because she was assaulted by his dad
When Olivia was all ‘YOU GOTTA EARN ME’
Then Fitz and Olivia got it on in a utility closet at a kid’s event
Oh, hey, what about that time we found out Olivia’s dad was the leader of a super secret assassin group and didn’t know until Olivia was like “daddy”…?
When Huck tortured Quinn and we all were happy because screw Quinn
And then we found out that Fitz killed Olivia’s mom
But, SURPRISE, Olivia’s mom isn’t even dead!
Then they kidnapped Olivia and we didn’t know who did it and her edges weren’t laid and we were so scared!