Man Caught Having Sex With Mailbox Found Dead
Rest in peace to the mailbox humper!!!!!
Via NY Daily News reports:
British mailbox humper Paul Bennett was found dead early Sunday behind a Chinese restaurant in Wigan, Greater Manchester, the Mirror reported.
The 45-year-old had pleaded guilty just a month after cops busted him for having sex with a big red letter drop as a shocked woman watched in disgust.
Investigators don’t suspect foul play, but said drugs may have been involved.
“He had his troubles, but he wasn’t a bad lad,” a friend told the British paper Metro.
Bennett drunkenly raised his hands in the air in September 2014 during his letter box rendezvous and shouted “wow” while rubbing on his lifeless lover, the witness told authorities.
He reportedly pulled his pants up and swung from a lamp post when he’d finished.
He was ordered to serve 12 months of community service, undergo alcohol treatment and pay $75 to the woman who witnessed his dirty deed.
The world will be a sad place without the guy who smashed mailboxes to smithereens. SMH!!!!