13 Songs That Should Be The National Anthem

Swag Surf – This is the song that unites men, women and children. Arm-in-arm swagging and surfing.

Hip-Hop Hooray – Before the Swag Surf, there was “Hip-Hop Hooray.” This song got everyone joining together and literally yelling “hooray”…man, the 90s.

California Love – Maybe this is only specific to Cali…but when this song comes on, we all live in Cali.

Know Yourself – Don’t you think Carter G. Woodson, deep down, wanted us to be Woes together?

Rosa Parks – Ah ha hey hey baby uh huh AND it was named after one of our heroes.

Back That AZZ Up – One nation, under a shadow of big, bulbous rumps.

It’s Going Down – Young Joc may be out in the world eating chocolate-buttered toes but there was a time he created the anthem of the year.

The Cupid Shuffle – Anything that can be played at your wedding can make it to the national anthem.

Ain’t Gon’ Let Up – DG Yola for president!

Knuck If You Buck – Imagine this ringing off as the dogs of war are unleashed.

Can’t Tell Me Nothing – “Wait til I get my money right” is the most relatable phrase in all of eternity.

Public Service Announcement – Allow me to reintroduce myself…my name is AMERICA.

Return Of The Mack – Because this should be the anthem for everything.