Baltimore cop arrested for biting man's testicles in bar fight

Baltimore Cop Arrested For Biting Man’s Testicles

WTF is up with these cops in Baltimore?!

Via WBALTV

An Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man’s testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.

Baltimore City police officers were called in the area of the 700 block of South Linwood and 2900 block of O’Donnell Street for an assault call around 11:47 p.m. Tuesday.

According to charging documents, a man told police he was assaulted by two men, one of whom bit his testicles in the alley behind Looney’s Pub in the 2900 block of O’Donnell Street.

A woman approached the responding officers to tell them she witnessed the fight, according to charging documents. Police said she gave description of the attacker who was wearing a blue and white polo shirt and cargo shorts. She told the police she waited at the front door of the Claddaugh Pub at 2918 O’Donnell St. for police arrive as she had seen the attacker walk in there, according charging documents.

According to the charging documents, police said Michael Flaig, 31, was found on the second floor of the bar with blood stains on his shirt and appeared inebriated.

Ok, so, what the hell happened??

Police learned that Flaig and another man jumped the victim outside the bar after the victim confronted Flaig about his touching his friend and roommate — a woman.

The victim told police that during the altercation Flaig bit his testicle and ran off. Police said they were unable to find the second man involved in the attack.

Flaig is being charged with second-degree assault.

How the hell do you bite a man’s sack through his pants??? Maybe this cop has had some practice with balls in his mouth before.

Image via Baltimore Police Dept.

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