Petty Roosevelt: Salty German Man Literally Splits His Possessions In Half In Bitter Divorce [Photos]

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German Man Saws Possessions In Half For Wife In Bitter Divorce

This guy is the unimpeachable President of all things petty as f***.

Via CNBC

Following his divorce, this German man appears to have decided to split all of his belongings with his wife—literally.

The disgruntled ex-husband, who goes by the name Der Juli online, posted a video to YouTube showcasing him cutting chairs, beds and phones in half for his ex-wife. The video’s translated description reads “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful years,’ Laura! You’ve really earned half. Greetings also to my successor.”

Phones, laptops, teddy bears—you name it, he split it.

From their mailbox to their sofa, all of the man’s remaining halves are now up for sale on eBay, reports Mashable. One of the descriptions on his eBay page roughly translates as: “From my half I must now separate, fond memories you can not remove.”

This guy was NOT messin’ around. Hit the flip to see exactly how serious he was!

Images via eBay

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