When we first heard that there was a man giving birth to a baby, we just knew it had to be a joke. Now that he’s droppin’ his second seed, the ish is gettin’ downright insane.
Guess what folks? It’s that special time of year when you try to re-figure out how Thomas Beattie — aka “The Pregnant Man” — gave birth … because that’s exactly what he just did. Again.
Beattie squeezed out a baby boy this morning, “20/20” is reporting. It’s Beattie’s second child (no name has been decided yet), joining his daughter Susan Juliette.
And just to further your confusion, “20/20” says it was a “natural childbirth” and that Beattie’s wife will be the one doing the breastfeeding.
You now have permission to talk amongst yourselves.
We don’t even know what to say other than, another candidate for the government regulated sterilization program. SMH, oh and Jesus, please take the wheel for good.