Rising Above: Crappy Athletes Who Bagged Banger Women

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Scrub Athletes Who Bagged Banger Women

It’s not just the ballers who get the fine women…sometimes the bench warmers and the scrubs get the top tier ladies of the world, too. Don’t believe us? Just take a look at this magical list of men who are barely holding their weight but get to go home to a dime and a half.

Scrub: Shannon Brown
Banger: Monica

Shannon is a decent player but nowhere on Monica’s level

Scrub: Chris Howard
Banger: Gabrielle Union

Union was married before Wade. She definitely stepped up.

Scrub: Marko Jaric
Banger: Adriana Lima –

He’s never amounted to anything on the court but he’s got one of the finest women around.

Scrub: Andrew Bynum
Banger: Rihanna

Rihanna went on a tour of single-ness after Breezy and Andrew Bynum was allegedly her choice.

Scrub: Rick Fox
Banger: Vanessa Williams

Rick Fox is a heartthrob for the ladies…but he was never a big enough star to merit Vanessa Williams.

Scrub: Jordan Clarkson
Banger: Chanel Iman

Man…Lakers get all the women. Even when they’re trash.

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    Scrub: AJ McCarron
    Banger: Katherine Webb

    Scrub: Iman Shumpert
    Banger: Elle Varner

    When he started in the league with Elle Varner, he was a scrub. Now he’s a somebody.

    Scrub: Boobie Gibson
    Banger: Keyshia Cole

    They were married and everything…Boobie. Gibson. Way to come up.

    Scrub: Kris Humphries
    Banger: Kim Kardashian

    Their three month relationship was a joke. Now he’s trying to get his game up…and failing.

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