THIS S#!T CRAY!
They say the best comedy comes from pain and stand-up comic Ayanna Dookie has plenty of pain coal to turn into a hilarious diamond…
Stand-Up Comic Discovers Boyfriend’s Infidelity Via Murdered Mistress’s Ex
It was an early Sunday morning in April 2008 when I received a text message from my friend Ryan. “So sorry about what happened,” it read.
“What are you talking about?” was my response.
“Just Google Spike’s real name,” was all Ryan would say.
So I booted up my computer and typed in the name of my boyfriend of three years. I froze as I read the chilling words — it said he was “being held for the murder of his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend.”
It didn’t make any sense. I was Spike’s girlfriend. I didn’t even have any ex-boyfriends. The reporter must have made a mistake.
Ain’t no mistake, bih. Mistake gon, bih.
It turned out that one of the women who Spike was cheating with had a crazy ex-boyfriend who broke into her house when he was staying over. There had been a fight and Spike shot the man eight times, killing him.
At the time, it was devastating — not because what happened confirmed that Spike was cheating, but because my boyfriend was locked in jail on $100,000 bail.
At first, to the disgust of my friends, I decided to stand by my man. But a couple of weeks later I had a wake-up call. Did I value myself so little that I was going to play the part of the loyal girlfriend when he had treated me so badly?
I never contacted Spike again, but I heard through the grapevine that his lawyers were able to get him off on grounds of self-defense.
YIKES! We commend Ayanna for sharing her story, but how embarrassing must this have been.
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