That’s Nuts: Austrian Couple Nearly Drowns While Sexing In Van Which Falls Into River

- By Bossip Staff

German Couple’s Van Rolls Into River While They Were Have Sex Inside Of It

Is we rolling? B!tc#, we might be…

2 freaky Germans nearly lost their lives while trying to reach an orgasm.

A 49-year-old man and his 42-year-old girlfriend were in the back seat of a jeep minivan (how NOT sexy is THAT??) when somehow their hotel-on-wheels was seen careening into a nearby river.

According to the report in Playboy, no one was hurt and the peen-pusher and poon-popper were able to swim to safety.

Hopefully next time they have the urge to have sex publicly they’ll opt for an air-mattress…

Image via Playboy/Twitter

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