A gallery of photos of Beyonce dressed scantily clad

Times Beyonce Was Close To Being Close To Being Totally Undressed

On Septemeber 4, 2015, Beyonce Gisele Knowles Carter turns 34 years old (that’s her story, and she’s stickin’ to it). Throughout her illustrious career, we’ve seen her in amazing full-length ball gowns, short sassy numbers and we’ve also seen her damn near bucket booty nekkid!

While she hasn’t gone full-Kim Kardashian quite yet (maybe one day, right? RIGHT???), but she’s come MIGHTY close a few times.

Flip it over a few times and join us in our distinguished celebration of Beyonce Gisele Knowles Carter getting another year older and perhaps even more scantily-clad…

Images via GQ/Instagram/WENN/Splash/FameFlynet/AKM-GSI

One good sneeze and *bloop*

Beyonce had girls going wild to jump on the trend, but the way their cholesterol is setup…

Everybody knows that when you get into a kiddie pool with Nicki Minaj, you get completely undress. Duh. C’mon, Bey!

Mmmhmm…just a few more buttons…

Girl, you look good…why don’t you take off your clothes and back that a$$ up?

If there was ever a time to go skinny-dipping, it’s when you’re in Iceland in a hot tub. Are we right, or are we right?

Flower crown and nothing else. *thumbs up*

Some designer out there will call this a bikini, but know good and damn well that is ain’t nothin’ but a bra and panty set.

We have to assume that Beyonce is wearing bikini bottoms, but we’d rather not…

This is a great photo, but imagine how much greater it would be if Bey WASN’T WEARING CLOTHES!

She might actually be in her birthday suit in this one…

You don’t need much of an imagination to know what’s going on in this one…

Thong-th-thong-thong-thong!

Hi, Beyonce.

Tackle, not flag…

The camera man had a GREAT day at this shoot.