Viral Story About Woman Arrested For Sausage Self Pleasure Is Made Up

Everybody Say Sausage Keep It Going: Woman NOT Caught Self-Pleasuring In Wal-Mart Bathroom With THIS

- By Bossip Staff

Website Concocts Fake Story About Black Woman Masturbating With Sausage At Wal-Mart

Looks can be deceiving ladies and gents… The story of this Louisiana “big girl” shoving sausage up her vajayjay went viral this week, probably because of the colorful reporting of Now8News reports:

On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.

The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”

Shocked, and also frightened for his safety due to the fact that Johnson is a “big girl,” the 140 pound security guard said he ran out until police arrived. When they did, female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.” All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands. She was arrested and taken into custody where she was charged with shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest. Walmart management said in no way do they tolerate this type of behavior. They have a strict policy against shoplifters and a sign on the bathroom door that clearly reads, “No merchandise allowed beyond this point.”

As much as we were simultaneously fascinated and disgusted by the account of Shaniqua “putting in work” and staring at the security guard while continuing on her mission — some things are just too nasty to believe. So we did some internet digging and Snopes revealed our suspicions were correct… Shaniqua is innocent of the sausage stuffing charges:

A day after the Now8News article was published, the disreputable Prntly web site regurgitated the story using the same premise and photograph but changing several details, stating that the incident occurred in New York not Louisiana, that the phallic food was a Johnsonville Brand Sausage and not a Jimmy Dean sausage, and that the store involved was a Price Chopper and not a WalMart. Why the discrepancy? It might have something to do with the fact that both stories were completely made up.

Now8News is a fake news site camouflaged as a local television news outlet and publishes nothing but fictitious clickbait articles. Now8News has previously posted made-up stories about a woman being arrested for “trying on” tampons, an obese woman starving her children, and a man being arrested for having sex with a pig.

SMH… Don’t trust everything you read y’all. And SMH at that site abusing that poor black woman with that story. Did her name HAVE TO BE SHANIQUA??? Y’all think that was racist?

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