Addie Lee Green Wants Us All To Have H*es
Meet Addie Lee Green. She’s running for Commissioner of Agriculture in Mississippi and she’s an angel walking the Earth. First, she is wearing that Christ Bethlehem United Church hat. Then she’s stumbling through her speech. That’s funny enough. Then, the money shot:
“IF PRESIDENT AND MRS. OBAMA CAN TEACH US HOW TO USE A HOE AT THE WHITE HOUSE THEN EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD HAVE A GARDEN AND A HOE AT THEIR HOME. ”
But that’s not it. She’s got some topical fun for you:
“I NEED FOR EVERYONE TO WOBBLE TO THE POLLS ON TUESDAY NOVEMBER 3RD AND VOTE ADDIE LEE GREEN FOR COMMISSIONER OF AGRICUTLURE AND COMMERCE”
Wobble. To. The. Polls.
Lord, please, please, please if you love us get Addie Lee in the office. Because we all need h*es at our homes. Amen.