History Of Lives Ruined By The Kardashian/Jenners
The Kardashians and Jenners ruin everything. They grab on to people for fame and suck everything out of them until they don’t have anything anymore. It’s what they’re the best at. Along their paths to fame, they tend to make people wish they never met them. Here are some of the lives* the Kardashians and Jenners have made markedly worse since they got on the scene.
*This is all in good fun and jokes so we’re not going to touch the Lamar Odom situation. So don’t come here looking for it.
Taylor Swift – Kim K dropped the audio of her agreeing to support Kanye West’s “Famous” song but lying about it later. Now there’s no country for Taylor.
Chloe Moretz – Khloe posted her poopah on Twitter after the Taylor-gate and the filth is real.
James Harden – He’s having the worst season of his career all thanks to the Kardashian sports curse.
Tyga – To be fair, he shouldn’t be out here dating no damn teenager, so he ruined his own life. But they still dumped him on his birthday. LULZ.
Blac Chyna – They sent their cyborg teenager to yank that woman’s baby daddy from her and make her a baby momma. Now she’s tattooing rappers’ names on her pinky after they shoot music videos together and NWTS. But it’s all good because she is in the family now.
Amber Rose – Kim dating Kanye sent her on a year-long crying spree where she struggled to get over things. Then there was the rumor that Kim blocked her reality show, too.
Michael B. Jordan – When rumors spread that he was dating Kendall Jenner, he started talking all crazy and getting defensive about who he dates. And those nudes hit the net. Cursed!
Reggie Bush – He got dumped by Kim K then married her lookalike and had a whole doppleganger family of replacements. It’s actually really, really weird.
Rob Kardashian – Even Rob K, their own flesh and blood, has had his life ruined. He’s gained weight and his life is in shambles.
Kris Humphries – Their sham marriage made him the most undesirable man in the world. It’s over for him.
Cosmo – They put the Kardashians on the cover and called them the First Family and they are dead to most of us.
Nick Cannon – He went on the air and talked about the women he had sex with and Mariah dumped him immediately. Who was on that list? Kim K. See how that works. It’s a curse, we tell you!
Adrienne Bailon – She said that being on the Kardashian show and begin involved with a Kardashian almost ruined her career, causing Kim to clap back at her.
Selena Gomez – She tried to go in on the Kardashians regarding Taylor Swift and ended up sounding stupid by insulting Black Lives Matter. Not a good look, boo boo.
Anne Hathaway – She posted “In a world of Kardashians… Be a Helena Bonham Carter.” on Instagram but had to take it down because the Kardashian clan was breathing down her neck.
