Dumb Azzes: Weed Head Runs Out Of Rolling Papers…Calls The Cops To Ask To Borrow Some More

- By Bossip Staff

Jeez, help a guy out!

Man Calls 911 To Get More Rolling Papers

How high do you have to be before you call up the police for backup drug paraphernalia?? Apparently so high that herb inexplicably ends up in your ear…

Via WHSV:

Kyle Dustin Head, 24, according to Sgt. Edwards, placed a 911 call “in a disoriented state requesting drug paraphernalia.”

The call reached the Waynesboro Emergency Operations Center. While the 911 center did dispatch personnel to Head’s location, it was not for the purpose Head had in mind.

Two Waynesboro Police Department officers arrived and found Head “sitting in a parked 2005 Chevrolet pick-up truck which had the strong odor of marijuana emanating from it,” Edwards wrote. The vehicle was in the 1800 block of North Talbott Place.

Officers found loose particles of leafy plant matter on the dashboard, passenger seat, and on Head’s clothing. According to Edwards’ statement, it was also found “in his right ear.”

It was not explained how the plant matter came to be in his ear.

Hey, we doubt he knows either. This guy was half past seeing spaceships on Bankhead by the time he ran out of roll up.

WHSV

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