NYC's First Masturbation Booth Is Open

New York’s First Masturbation Booth Is Open For The Chokin’

As if New York wasn’t already a breeding ground for crazies, Hot Octopuss, a London based sex toy brand just made it that much more cozy for creeps. Hot Octopuss has officially opened a masturbation booth in the city where guys can “relieve” stress from their busy every day lives. Yep, you heard it right. They’ve made public masturbation that much easier! Here is what Hot Octopuss co-founder, Adam Lewis had to say,

“There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk. At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!”

Fellas, what do you think? Does this seem like a great idea or is it just too much?