Conspiracy Theorists Believe Katy Perry Is JonBenét Ramsey
In a recently resurfaced YouTube video from December 2014, the faceless voice of Dave Johnson proclaims that the bizarre 1996 Ramsey murder case was all a hoax that Perry, 31, has kept under wraps in her rise to fame.
“All of these people are liars, man,” Johnson intones over images comparing Ramsey and Perry. “Nobody died, nobody got hurt. That sacrifice was in name only, and that was to get something, and that something was to become a star. JonBenet became Katy Perry, and that’s a fact.”
The YouTube user then reveals several facts that bolster his claim, including the fact that JonBenet’s parents, John and Patsy, look remarkably similar to Perry’s own parents, pastors Keith Hudson and Mary Perry. (Patsy died in June 2006 of ovarian cancer; John has since remarried, tying the knot with fashion designer Jan Rousseaux in 2011.)
People can’t be this sick and f**king stupid can they?!