Tracy Morgan Has First NYC Show Since Truck Accident

Tracy Morgan Photo by Rachel Esterday

Comedian Hosted Hot 97’s April Fools Day Comedy Show

Tracy Morgan was back in top form for his first comedy show in his hometown NYC after his horrific collision two years ago.

And the funnyman even tried to find the humor in the truck accident, where WalMart truck driver Kevin Roper struck Morgan’s car on a New Jersey highway, killing his friend James McNair and leaving Morgan in a coma and with a traumatic brain injury.

Morgan said when he came to in the hospital he didn’t care if he was paralyzed – just as long as one part of his anatomy worked.

“Can you imagine coming out of a coma, and the doctor is like ‘Mr. Morgan, your penis is severed.’ I’d be like, ‘Well m***erf***er, I’m going back in this coma!” Morgan said to the sold out crowd. “F**k am I doing alive? Kill me! Take all this s**t out my arm m***erf***er! My d**k is gone! I’m suing every f**king body! The doctor, and my wife cause she always called me a d**kless son of a b**ch!”

Tracy Morgan Photo by Rachel Esterday

Morgan hosted Hot 97’s April Fools Day comedy show at the Theater at Madison Square Garden, sharing the spotlight with an all-star lineup of fellow comedians, including Deray Davis, Donnell Rawlins, Aries Spears, Dominique and Rickey Smiley.

But it was Morgan who almost stole the show, cracking raunchy jokes about antebellum role-play with his bi-racial wife, his thickums physical therapy nurse and how he passed the time recovering:

“In the hospital, all I did was beat off,” Morgan said. “I was bored. I beat my d**k all the time. I beat my d**k like it owed me money. I beat my d**k so much my d**k got a restraining order put out on my hand. I woke up one morning and my d**k was trying to dial 911.”