Celebrities Accused Of Bad Sex
Not everyone can lay the pipe down like they should. Not everyone can ride the whip like a magician. It just doesn’t always happen. When you’re a celebrity, that dirty laundry gets put out for public consumption. Take a look at these celebrities who have been embarrassed by rumors of being bad at sex.
50 Cent – One particular exotic dancer decided to rate Fiddy a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.
50 is definitely not packing. He’s barely 6 inches,” she said. “I was thinking, what does he expect to do with that little thing? On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give him a 3. He probably deserves lower than that, but I gave him extra points because he was respectful.”
Diddy – Superhead said he wasn’t “impressive” when she wrote about him in her book.
Drake – Cyn Santana allegedly also said she wasn’t impressed by Drake’s skill. He probably just hugged her too much.
Paris Hilton – Nick Carter said she was “prude” in bed.
Shaq – Superhead said his package was lacking. Bad look for his size, no?
Eminem – Of course Kim said he needed Viagra to get it together…but it may be sour grapes.
Russell Brand- Katy Perry was alleged to be “disappointed”…her bar must have been set reaaaal low anyway.
Tiger Woods – One of his side pieces Jamie Grubbs said he was “horrible.” Can’t please em all.
Maria Sharapova – Adam Levine allegedly said:
“I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type … She wouldn’t make any noise during sex… She just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration’. It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.”
But he’s denied these claims.
Jesse James – His third lover said he was “a dud in bed.” Not surprising.
Rob Kardashian – There were rumors that Rita Ora had hopped on Twitter to talk down about his performance in bed but there may have been hacking.
Young Jeezy – One groupie tale said that he was lame in bed and sort of a letdown. Here’s
Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favorite store is closed? That’s how I felt about these worthless miles I just put on my p****
Whoops.
Hugh Hefner – Crystal Harris told the world he was too old to keep it up and get the motion going in the ocean. It’s so wrong to pick on the old guy.
