He Got The Meats: Oklahoma Man Claiming He’s From The Future Arrested For Stealing Arby’s Cold Cuts

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Alleged Time Traveller Arrested For Stealing Meat From Oklahoma Arby’s

According to the NYDailyNews, time travel is possible and apparently it makes you VERY hungry…

An Oklahoma City man who says he is from an apocalyptic future spent his time back in the present violently demanding 2016 fast food.

Dante Anderson was arrested after allegedly pushing an Arby’s manager, jumping over the counter and stealing chicken and bacon from the roast beef joint.

He said that everyone on his Earth is dead, and also apparently had time to work up an appetite because he “walked here from there.”

The 36-year-old had asked for food at a Carl’s Jr. nearby before being forced to settle for Arby’s.

Knight told KOKH that Anderson was possibly “under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality.”

Dante Anderson

LMAO @ “some type of break from reality”. This brotha needs some help.

Image via Oklahoma City Jail

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