Comedians Rip Into Ann Coulter During Comedy Central Rob Lowe Roast
If you hate conservative gas bag Ann Coulter as much as we do, then this post is for you.
David Spade, Peyton Manning, Jimmy Carr, SNL’s Pete Davidson, comedian Nikki Glaser, singer Jewel, Karate Kid star Ralph Macchio, Rob Riggle and Comedy Central roast pro Jeff Ross formed a slander Voltron and chopped Coulter down to mere mayonnaise residue
Comedians in charge of ribbing actor Rob Lowe for a Comedy Central show found a new target when Ann Coulter joined the roast’s taping on Saturday.
The eight designated comedians and retired quarterback Peyton Manning, did tease Lowe for his 1988 sex tape and some of his failed projects – but saved their most ferocious jokes for Coulter.
English comedian Jimmy Carr went as far as to say during the taping in Los Angeles: ‘Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face b****es alive.’
He continued: ‘It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself!’
That was just the beginning…
‘She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan,’ Spade said.
‘It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot.’
Oh yeah. S#!t got REAL, but the comedians weren’t the only ones enjoying themselves at Ann’s expense. Peep what Peyton Manning had to say:
Manning meanwhile chose to take a jab at Coulter’s appearance, implying that she looked like a horse.
‘I just realized that I’m not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby,’ he said.
Here’s Jeff Ross’ shot:
Ross opted for the same brand of humor and said: ‘Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry.’
He then attacked Coulter, who has never been married, on her sentimental history.
‘Ann’s against gay marriage. What’s your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband they shouldn’t, either?’ Ross asked.
How did Ann respond to the slander? Well…
‘There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me,’ she said. ‘My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.’
That being the case, we hope Ann has a long career worthy of daily roasting.
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