Drink Joe For A Blow: New Coffee Assures Men Will Have Girthy Erections With “Natural Viagra”

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Stiff Bull Coffee Promises Men “Natural Erections

According to DailyMail, a new coffee that is infused with tongkat ali, maca root and guarana is guaranteed to engorge a man’s third leg.

Stiff Bull Coffee uses the Asian and South American herbs to create what they call a “natural erection” that isn’t the result of a drastic hormone spike.

Apparently the cup o’ Joe is becoming increasingly popular as over 200,000 men current subscribe to the monthly delivery service. We’re sure their wives are more than happy to whip up a warm cup for them in the morning for breakfast.

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Here’s what the company’s president, Keith Hanson, had to say about his product:

‘It’s almost like a fountain of youth for sex,’ Hanson told Daily Mail Online.

‘It increases your stamina for sex and gives you energy, not just an erection.

‘With Stiff Bull coffee it works with your body, enhances your body and your hormones.

‘Men who use Viagra will have a false erection even if they’re not stimulated.’

Fellas, you down to sip this foreplay brew?

Image via Stiff Bull/Shutterstock

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